*BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!*

Still begging for more sleep, I groggily slap the Snooze button on my alarm. Although the embrace of the large comforter over my mostly-naked body feels heavenly, I know that if I'm late to work one more time, Mrs. Brenner will have my ass for dinner. I sigh, and toss the "blanket" off of my bed and onto my messy floor. The shag carpeting is littered with dingy T-shirts, stained hoodies, and heavily used jeans. A small pile of once-clean clothes now has a slice of pizza that fell directly onto it from the pizza box sitting haphazardly on my mostly empty dresser. I grab a pair of jeans and sniff them. Yep, not wearing those. A different pair, however, smells far better, and slowly crawl into the baggy expanses. I grab the coat I hung on the doorknob to my room, and casually throw it over my body. However, it's as I'm turning around to grab my glasses that I notice the naked woman standing in the corner. I jump, and feel a strong urge to turn and grab the revolver I keep in my dresser. She waves at me, and as I slowly put on my glasses.

She is quite possibly the most attractive woman I've ever seen. It could be in-part due to the fact that she's naked, but regardless, her perfectly sculpted curves, her picturesque face, and her ample cleavage create someone who I'm squirming just looking at. What was her most defining details, however, were her grey skin, her various and numerous tattoos, her goatlike horns, and long, pointed tail. She smirked seeing me ogle her. Meanwhile, I was practically drooling.

"I know you've got to be confused as to why I am here." Her voice was brilliant, cheery, and innocent, yet romantic, lustful, and almost animalistic, all wrapped up by an intoxicating Oxford accent. She shifted on her feet, allowing her slim legs to become a very clear focal point for my attention. "There's no need to be afraid. My name's Morphine, and I am a succubi." My blank expression was a dead giveaway that I had no clue what that meant. "In essence, I generate sexual pleasure here on Earth to keep me and my cohorts alive. However, we've found that method to be quite inefficient, so we decided to let horny humans do the generating for us. And it all starts with this." She outstretched her arm towards me to reveal she was palming an ordinary smart phone. It had no devilish or otherwordly qualities. If anything, it was quite boring. I took it from her. "Upon this phone is an app that will allow you to control the women around you. However, some restraint may be in order upon starting with it, as each action you make someone perform costs gems. You will begin with 10, and earn 10 more each day at exactly midnight. Happy hunting!" And with that, Morphine faded from reality itself, leaving only the phone now sitting in my hand.