I really enjoyed my tour of the underworld. It's comforting to know there are no crimes in that abyss. I love how I will never know if I have talked to every person or seen every room. It's impossible to know, frankly, and it's better that way. Don't tell me it's possible because I know you would be lying. 

My favorite room was where people rated your piss. I want a smart toilet that can do that for me.