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I watch everything so you donβt have to β horror, sci-fi, occasional TV, and straight-to-streaming disasters. Ratings included. Enter at your own risk.
Daily Reviews
All the flix starting with the latest
The Great Flood (2025)
A mother fights rising waters and impossible choices, proving that survival means nothing without protecting the child who defines her. #jackmeatsflix
Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
A mutant, grief-stricken deer hunts an entire family with unexpected laughs and just enough insanity to stay weirdly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025)
This 104 minute trailer for part 3 has more robots & more noise, but when Fazfest happens, common sense leaves town. #jackmeatsflix
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
A fun, flashy sequel that adds new blood but sidelines the originals. Enjoyable misdirection, just not peak Horsemen magic. #jackmeatsflix
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Festive traditions become weapons of mass dysfunction as the Griswolds prove Christmas spirit survives even during total household collapse. #jackmeatsflix
Dear Santa (2024)
Jack Black steals the show as Satan in a festive misfire that teases dark comedy but settles for safe holiday laughs. #jackmeatsflix
The Christmas Spirit (2022)
An earnest but dull Christmas parable where angels intervene for problems most people solve without supernatural assistance. #jackmeatsflix
Dead Snow 2 (2014)
Dead Snow 2 truly is The Sequel You Did Nazi Coming, embracing excess and stupidity in the most entertaining way possible. #jackmeatsflix
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