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As of now we are ahead by 20,000 kills! I had no doubts about it, but I am still proud of each and every one of you that are paving the way to our 7th unlock!

I know most have you have been working tirelessly through day and night racking up as many demo kills as you can, and for this I commend each one of you. Years from now you'll be able to proudly state that you were in the great incursion of December 09, a week that will surely live in infamy for as long as records are kept!

Keep moving on soldiers, we may have a lead but we must maintain it! This enemy will fall! We will not grow tired, we will march on into victory, our shuvels held high!

This war shall be ours, but first the battles must be won! So get back out there, and whack one of those Demomen for me.

As you all may or may not know, the Soldier and the Demoman have been chosen by fate to battle to the death and prove their worth!

The time has come, the time to lift your shuvels on high and declare war on that one eyed cylcops abomination. This entire battle has already been foretold in the Book of Homer. In the passages of this historic book it talks of Homer fighting a cyclops, this obviously foreshadows what is to come my fellow devouts!

We shall reign a new era of battle, we'll show all classes who is the true master of explosions, as well as melee!

This is what we've been waiting for, this is our Ragnarök! We will fight them to the end, but unlike the warriors of Valhalla we will win! All we have done has been in wait of the coming day that we may prove ourselves superior!

His depth perception is weak, and his resolve is pittiful at best, there is no reason we can not demolish this enemy. There is no reason we can not forever change the face of battle and history books with this glorious event! I actually feel sorry for those poor bastards who will have to deal with a force of our likeness!

This is it gentleman. The time is coming, very soon, and I want you all to know that if I would die in battle, serving as your leader has brought me honor with which the likes cannot be compared.


That is all, gentleman.

You are all probably already aware next Thursday is Thanksgiving day. This holiday is of course when Pilgrims gained the trust of the American Indians and held a gigantic feast. Not long after that time did Pilgrims take the chance to kill the Indians that helped them in the first place, and they claimed Manifest Destiny.



The church will be open that day for any who wish to come, we invite all who cannot afford food or have no one else to eat with. We would like to remind you that any of those with a peanut allergy take caution if you eat with us as we used peanut based food.

For those we do not see, we hope you enjoy this tragic holiday.

November 11th is Veterans day, also known as Armistice Day or Remembrance Day in other parts of the world. This day is important to many people, especially veterans of wars past.



We're gathering the old shovels the veterans once used in battle at our church and put them up for display, showcasing them for all of us and our children to see. Non church members are welcome, as always.

The party will officially start at 2:00 PM. At 3:30 PM, Sergeant Forest Gump will be giving a speech about how his shovel saved his entire platoon in Vietnam!

There will be plenty of food and drink for all, there will also be seats and chairs for dining. We ask only that you DO NOT bring any fire arms, we do not want to repeat the tragic events of last year. And we'd like to say again that we hold no offense to Major Bill Overbeck, we know that it was an accident and you're still very welcome to attend the event.

Again I'd like to say we welcome all of you in this celebration of our Veterans and look forward to seeing you all there!

It seems that a group of archeologists in India have discovered an ancient Slab, carved over 3000 years ago. On the slab it is said to contain a documented encounter that Buddhists had with our Shuvel.

Roughly translated, it says "An artifact found in the Arabian Sea. It glows at night and works miracles. Many have decided it may be evil or untrusting, this Temple will seal it's power." And at the bottom of this slab is a carved out picture of what is, with out a doubt, a depiction of the Shuvel.

So, it seems that although they were mistaken about the nature of the Shuvel, they did indeed have it for a great deal of time and understood at least that it had great powers.

This great discovery will have great affect on my research now, and I'll be revising our books to include this new history of our glorious Shuvel.

I also encourage any of those who may want to help decipher the last part of the unreadable text at the bottom. Who knows? It could be the secret to unlocking new and exciting powers with which we can help spread the joy of the Shuvel.

Discussions on this new find can be made here or amongst each other in a group chat. As always, if there are any questions than feel free to contact me.

Sincerely,
Vunjak