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So far the B.F.F. Project has been going well with only minor grievous workplace injuries requiring minimal clean up.
There was a time when you would manage to kill yourselves while simultaneously breaking the most expensive thing in the room if left unattended for more than five minutes at a time.
You've come so far! I'm so proud of you all.
In other news, I've been informed that B.F.F. is a stupid accronym most commonly associated with the petty friendships of teenage girls.
The project shall henceforth be known as Operation: Doom Most Villainous.
It should supply a less innocuous and much cooler accronym.

That is all for today. Now back to work! Operation D.M.V. is almost complete!

I, Dr. G. Gibus have recently made the greatest discovery in supervillainous science since Blow-stuff-up-man's Blow-up-inator! In my courageous expeditions into the unknown reaches of the internet I have come across an extremely volatile material with the potential to wipe out the entire human race. The natives refer to it as Bible Fan-Fiction. Starting today we shall put all our collective rescourses into my latest and greatest scheme yet: Project Cataclysm. There will be some slight changes due to the requirements of the new project. The area that once housed the Ladies bathrooms will be temporarily converted into a testing chamber for the B.F.F. Compound. In the meantime you'll just have to share. Suck it up! All active personel will be required to spend at least 10 hours a week on the assembly lines mass producing Bible Fan-Fiction. You will all be issued hazmat gear to wear while working with the material to avoid contamination of the compound, and less importantly, to avoid radiation poisoning. Anyone found to have come into contact will be quarantined in an isolation chamber until you are either cleared of the radiadion, or succumb to the excruciatingly painful tests the research team will put you through, depends on my mood. As an added encitement for you all, the employee of the month will be allowed to go on holiday in the alternate dimension/virtual reality of his/her choosing. Options include Shirtless Neil Patrick Harrison Simulator, That one planet made entirely of bacon, Virtual Dinner with Waifu, and Happy Rainbow Unicorn Land. That is all. Now get to work!

Good news everyone! During the last raid by the bonk squad we only suffered 500 casulties! A new record! Keep up the good work guys!- Professor Pootis, Research and Development