en-us Steam Community RSS Except 😮 this big 🍆 dumb 🤤 idiot 😜. And it’s not like 😄 an ~ironic 😂~ thing 📴, I 👁 mean 😏 it IS hilarious 😂 to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST 😍 JOKE 😂👁👀 PLAYED 🎲 ON 🔛🅰️ EARTH 🌎 but 🤔 I 👁🗣 seriously 😒 fucking 🍆 hate 😡 them. THE MOLA 🍡 MOLA 🍡 FISH 🐠 (OR OCEAN 🌊 SUNFISH 👼🏾) They are the world’s largest 👥 boney 🍖 fish 🐠, weighing ⚖ up ☝ to 5,000 💯📆 pounds 👊. And since 👨 they have very 👌 little 👌 girth 🍆, that just makes 🖕 them these absolutely 😤 giant 💪💦 fucking 🍆🍑💦 dinner 🍽 plates 🍽 that God 🙏🏻👅🍆 must 👫 have accidentally 🙈 dropped 🔽 while washing 🚿 dishes 😳🍽👈🏼 one 😤 day 📅📆 and shrugged 🍁 his 💦 shoulders 💪🏼 at because no 🚫❌ one 1️⃣ could have imagined 🤯💭 this would happen 😱. AND WITH NO 😣😲 PURPOSE 😈. EVERY ☝ POUND 👊 OF THAT IS A WASTED 🛢😢 POUND 🤜💥 AND EVERY 💯 FOOT 👣 OF IT (10 🔟 FT 😍 BY 14 🤔👦🏻 FT 😜) IS WASTED 🗑 SPACE 🌌🌑. They are so completely 🚫 useless 🚫 that scientists 🔬 even 🌃 debate 🔫 about 💦 how they move 🚚. They have little 👌 control 🎮🎭🙅🏼 other than some minor 💩🏳 wiggling 😫👋😥. Some say 🗣 they must 👫 just push ✋ water 💧 out of their mouths 👄 for direction 🔄🔙🔝 (?????). They COULD use 😏 their back ❓❔⬅️ fin 🅰️ EXCEPT 😮 GUESS 🤔💡 WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING 🍆🍑 GROW 🌱👍↕️. It just continually 🎅🏽 folds 🙏 in on 🔛 itself, so the freaking 🙀😰😱 cells 📱 are being made 👑, this piece 🍗 of floating 🛳 garbage 🗑🚮 just doesn’t put 😏 them where they need 👉 to fucking 😏🍆 go 🏃. So they don’t have swim 🏊💦 bladders 🚢👃🏽. You 👈 know ❌🤔, the one 👺☝🔥 thing 📴 that every 💯 fish 🐟🐠🐡 has to make 🖕 sure 👍🏻 it doesn’t just sink ⛵ to the bottom 🍑 of the ocean 🌊 when ⏰ they stop 🚫 moving 🚚 and can stay 💒 the right 👌 side 👈👉 up ⬆️. This creature 💯. That can barely 🐻 move 📦 to begin 🖤🤠🐎 with. Can never 🚫 stop ✋ its continuous 🕜 tour 🏘 of idiocy 🚷⚰ across ✝ the ocean 🌊 or it’ll fucking 🖕😤 sink ⛵. EXCEPT 😮. EXCEPT 😮. When 🍑 they get 🔟 stuck ❌ on 🔛 top 🔼 of the water 💦! Which happens 💦🍆😍 frequently ⏰! Because without 🚫🙅 the whole 😍💦 swim 🏊 bladder 🔰 thing 📴, if the ocean 🌊 pushes ✋ over 🔁 THE THINNEST BUT 🍑 LARGEST 👥 MOST TOPPLE-ABLE 🔨🎯☀️ FISH 🐠 ON 🔛 THE PLANET 🌎, shit 👌 outta ⏪😂 luck 🍀🔞🤫! There is no 🚫 creature 💯 on 🔛 this earth 🌏 that needs 👉 a swim 🏊 bladder 🟨 more than this spit 💦 in the face 😀 of nature 🏞🌲, AND YET 😇. Some scientists 🔬 have speculated 🚏🎶⛄ that when ⏰ they do that, they are absorbing 🌸☀️ energy ⚡ from the sun 🌞 because no 😣 one ☝ fucking 🖕🏾 knows 💭 how they manage 👨‍💼 to get 🉐 any real 💯 energy 🔋 to begin 🔘 with. So they need 👉 the sun 🌞 I 👁 guess 🤔😂✋. But 🍑 good 👌 news 📰, when 🕰⏰ they end 🔚 up ⬆️ stuck 🚫🎵❌ like 😄 that, it gives 🎁💝 birds 🐤 a chance 🎲 to land 🏞💯 on 🔛 their goddamn 😤 island 🌴 of a body 😍👤 and eat 🍽 the bugs 🚐 and parasites 😎😲 out of its skin 👨 because it’s basically 👨 a slowly 🐢 migrating cesspool 💔. Pros 👊 and cons ⭕. “If they are so huge 🍆, they must 👫 at least 💯 be decent ✅ predators.” No 😣. No 😣. The most dangerous 😱 thing 🕑 about 💦 them is, as you 👈🏼 may 🗓 have guessed ➿❗💶, their stupidity 📖🚫. They have caused 😲 the death 😫💀 of one ♿😤 person 👨 before 😂. Because it jumped 😆😜 onto 🐦 a boat 🚤. On 🔛 a human 👤. And in 2005 😂 it decided 🤔 to relive 🙆🏽‍♂️ its mighty 🔍 glory 🕳😇 days 📆👈 and do it again ❌😬, this time ⏰ landing 🛬 on 🔛 a four-year-old boy 👶☔👦🏽. Luckily 🍀 Byron ⛲ sustained 😲 no 🙄🚫 injuries 🤕. Way ↕️ to go 🏃🏽‍♀️, fish 🐠. Great 👍 job 💼. They mostly 💯 only eat 🍽 jellyfish ✊🏼📏♠ because of course 😂 they do, they could only eat 🍽 something 😅 that has no 🙅 brain 😵 and a possibility 💯 of drifting 👊 into their mouths 👄 I 👁 guess 🤔. Everything 💯 they do eat 👅 has almost 💸 zero 👆🏻 nutritional 💩😤 value 👪 and because it’s so stupidly 📖🚫 fucking 🖕 big 😱, it has to eat 🍽 a ton 😇 of the almost 💸 no 🚫 nutritional 💩😤 value 💰 stuff 👌 to stay 💒 alive ✔️. Dumb 🤤. See 👁👑🏆 that ridiculous 😡😤 open 😃 mouth 👄? (This is actually 🤔 why 🙋🤔 this is my favorite 📑 picture 📸 of one 😤😖😲, and I 👁 have had it saved 🙏🙌 to my phone 🗣🤷🏽‍♀️ for three 🍗 years 📅) “Oh no 😣! What could have happened 👉! How could this be!” Do not let 🙆 that expression 🚛 fool 🖕🏾😤 you 👉🏻💍, they just don’t have the goddamn 😤 ability 👉👌 to close 😚 their mouths 💋 because their teeth 👄 are fused 🍳👨🏽🈷️ together 👫👷🏿, and ya 🙏 know 🤔 what, it is good 👌👍🏾 it floats 🛳 around 🧱🎶🎵 with such a clueless 😂 expression 😤 on 🔛 its face 😀, because it is in fact ☑️ clueless 🙎 as all 💯 fuck 👉. They do SOMETIMES 🕒🕕 get 🔟 eaten 👅 though 🤔. BUT 🍑 HARDLY 🙎🏾. No ⛔🚫 animal 😺 truly 💯 uses 🏻 them as a food 🐟💕😎 source 📰🎨, but 🍑 instead 🚔 will usually 😄 just maim 🐧 the fuck 👉 out of them for kicks 🛴. Seals ⚓🐳 have been seen 👀 playing 🎮🕹 with their fins 🅰️ like 💖 frisbees ©. Probably 😻 the most useful 👍 thing 📴 to ever 😠 come 🍆💦😅 from them. “Wow, you 👈 raise 🙌 some good 👌💪💯 points 📍 here, this fish 🐠 truly 💯 is proof 📊💯 that God 😇 has abandoned 👻 us.” Yes 👍, thank 🙏👉 you 👈. “But if they’re so bad 👎 at literally 👋 everything 💯, why ❓🤔 haven’t they gone 🏃 extinct.” Great 👍 question ❓. BECAUSE THIS THING 📴 IS SO WORTHLESS 🛍 IT DOESNT REALIZE 🤔 IT SHOULD NOT EXIST 💁. IT IS SO UNAWARE 😤 OF LITERALLY 😩👋 FUCKING 🖕👦 EVERYTHING 💯 THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE 💡 THAT IT’S DOING MAYBE 🤷‍♀️ THE WORST 😡 FUCKING 🖕👦 JOB 😑😕 OF BEING A FISH 🐟, OR DEBATABLY 👋🏿😪🕡 THE WORST 👹 JOB 💼 OF BEING A CLUSTER 👲🏾 OF CELLS 🦠 THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER 👲🏾 OF CELLS 🦠🧬. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS 🛌👍 THE MOST EGGS 🍳 OUT OF EVERYTHING 💯. Besides 🎵 some bugs 🚐, there are some ants 🐜 and stuff 👌 that’ll lay 😂 more. IT WILL LAY 😂 300 💯 MILLION 💯 EGGS 🐣 AT ONE ☝ TIME ⏰. 300,000,000 🔤. IT SURVIVES 🙏🏼😩😭 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY 📶 IMPROBABLE, DARE 👉 I 👁 SAY 💬 IMPOSSIBLE ❌👎, THAT THERE WOULDNT ❌ BE AT LEAST 💯 ONE 😤👼 OF THOSE 300,000,000 🔤 (that is EACH time ⏱⏰ they lay 😂 eggs 🍳) LEFT 👈😡 SURVIVING 🐶 AT THE END 🔚 OF THE DAY 📆. And this concludes 🔚 why 🤔 I 👁 hate 😡 the fuck 👉 out of this complete 😍🛀🏾💪🏻 failure 🚫 of evolution 🐒, the Ocean 🌊 Sunfish 👼🏾. If I 👥 ever 😠 see 👁 one 👺☝🔥, I 👁 will throw 👐💢 rocks 🗻🗿 at it. Sat, 28 Dec 2024 07:56:46 +0000 KataKit https://steamcommunity.com/groups/fish-stuff/announcements/detail/506189732191930100 hey guys i killed a fish in minecraft im so sory Sat, 31 Aug 2024 04:47:18 +0000 KataKit https://steamcommunity.com/groups/fish-stuff/announcements/detail/4597699678383143158