It's quite good if you're bored. Maybe it's even better with friends if you have someone to play with. Speaking from experience - don't even try to search up a lobby, nothing will show up. Gives a feeling that this game is dead as hell...

You run around doing everyday tasks, being a good law obediant citizen... Ok, who the hell gave me this text?
Achem... From the very start, you tell your b*tch to go f*ck herself with her list. After that you grab a shovel and use it to cut someone's f*cking head off then kick it around like a soccer ball. You break in houses, slaughtering everything you see, stealing their sh*t and most importanty - their weapons. Trust me, only in this game beathing anything to death with anything you have is as satisfying as blowing a vampire's head off with a blessed armour-piercing, thirteen-millimeter bullet, fired from a massive, gunmetal construction, 16 inch, 35lbs Jackal, which sadly isn't included in the game. Oh, did I also mention that you can also throw sh*t at people? No? Well, as far as I saw you can throw grenades, molotovs, dynamites, and most importantly, scissors! You can literally throw one and watch as it bounces around the room, piercing it's target to death, or throw A F*CKING SCYTHE AND WATCH AS IT SLICES SOMEONE IN F*CKING HALF. Also, you can pour gasoline all over everything and then just light it with a match and watch it burn, or... you can get an air freshener and combine it with a lighter to make a F*CKING FLAMETHROWER AND BURN THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF EVERYTHING. And, you can pour gasoline all over cars to watch them explode, or pour it all over every car and trigger a C-C-CHAIN REACTION and watch as they kill cops around them.(C-C-Combo). And the most fun thing... when you go further into the map and then come back... everyone is once again alive, which means you can kill them again, and again, and again, and again, till it gets boring and you want to go to an another location.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeell, that should wrap things up here. I won't spoil any further and leave the least hilarious things for you to discover yourselves. Adios!