Jack Rusty
"Trust unto God, and he shall direct your path"
"Trust unto God, and he shall direct your path"
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In the age of estoc, the meta was unformed, shrouded by fog.
A land of greatshields, dark swords, and everlasting stamina.
But then there were builds, and with builds, came disparity. Strength and dex, int and faith, and of course... fun and tryhard.
Then, from the planners, they came, and found the stats for weapons to fit their builds.

Straightsword, the first of the playthroughs
The Weeaboo Edgelords, and their Blades of Chaos
FUGS, the Lord of Damage, and his faithful poise
And the furtive caster, so easily forgotten.

With the power of builds, they challenged the greatshields.
FUGS's mighty blows peeled apart their huge stamina
The weebs weaved huge ♥♥♥♥♥torms on the internet
Straightswords unleashed a flurry of R1s and kicks
And the Hornet Ring betrayed his own, and the turtles were nerfed more.

Thus began the Age of Builds.
But soon, the meta will change, and only tryhards will remain.
Even now, there are only duels, and invaders see not ganks, but endless bows.
And amonsgt the PCs are seen, carriers of the accursed Cheat Engine...
Comments
Look At It Go Jul 13, 2018 @ 6:00am 
Good ♥♥♥♥ :D i mean that like nice guy
Roderich Verloren Sep 24, 2017 @ 3:21am 
From DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin: I have been summoned to you as "Captain Calore" and I see you using a broadsword like a greatsword. I might be drinking a little too many Estus Flasks lately. XD
RealSlimShady May 29, 2017 @ 2:37am 
+rep good trader
76561198180389874 Mar 24, 2015 @ 7:07am 
Very high Skill!!!
NeoVizard Mar 24, 2015 @ 7:03am 
You pro!