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not perfect by any means, but nice enough. has a plumpness which i think anyone could appreciate. now, I'll be honest, one cheek is bigger than the other, which alarmed the hell out of me at first. but ive learned to appreciate that it adds a certain exotic flair. like how Japanese cars have the steering wheel on the other side. it actually makes it so he can't walk in a straight line, hes constantly drifting to one side. we call him Tokyo Drift because his huge one sided ass makes him walk in circles sometimes.
also a great counterstrike player and just a good guy
*whole day passes*
Is he coming back?
Where were you when John flick dispeard
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┻━┻ ︵ \\('0')// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES!
ಠ_ಠ bob...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!
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merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christmas
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Who glyphs in heaven
Godlike be thy Name
Thy MMR come
Thy balance be done in RL, As it is in DotA
Give us this day our daily mango
And forgive us our feeds, As we forgive those who feed against us.
Lead us not into salt
But deliver us from HoN or LoL
For DotA is the Kingdom of The Balance and The Power forever and ever
Gaben.
Who glyphs in heaven
Godlike be thy Name
Thy MMR come
Thy balance be done in RL, As it is in DotA
Give us this day our daily mango
And forgive us our feeds, As we forgive those who feed against us.
Lead us not into salt
But deliver us from HoN or LoL
For DotA is the Kingdom of The Balance and The Power forever and ever
Gaben.
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DiskoStew: wnna play something
kushmasta: gotta go cook dinner
kushmasta: WAS IN OVEN
kushmasta: AND NOW ITS BROKEN SO I GOTTA GO COOK IT IN BBq
Then..
kushmasta: then
DiskoStew: then
kushmasta: we play
kushmasta: GOnna do a bit of twd
DiskoStew: twd?
kushmasta is now Online.
kushmasta: Yo
kushmasta: be on in a bit dog
kushmasta:
when do u fel ur frinds dissapear
DiskoStew: yeah
DiskoStew: YEHA
DiskoStew: YOU ON
kushmasta is now Away
bRAN RIP 10/11/2015
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WE TRUE HOMIES
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WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE
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THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
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GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!
Let's be friends.