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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
12.8 hrs on record
这个游戏体现了原生家庭对孩子的影响:
如果你虐待孩子,那么孩子会因为童年创伤而喜欢上艾斯爱慕,最后成为女同性恋;如果你对孩子很好,那么孩子会因为叛逆而成为太妹,最后成为女同性恋
如果你不关心孩子,那么孩子会因为渴求关注而出道成为偶像,最后成为女同性恋;如果你太关心孩子,那么孩子会恋姐,最后成为女同性恋
如果你无法给孩子提供很好的生活,那么孩子会沉溺于不切实际的幻想,最后成为女同性恋;如果你给孩子提供了很好的生活,那么孩子会对幸福产生向往又畏惧的心态,最后成为女同性恋
如果你鼓励孩子追求梦想,那么孩子会高中出道被开盒留下创伤,最后成为女同性恋;如果你被意外杀害,那么孩子会逃避现实当主播,最后成为女同性恋
如果你鼓励孩子发展兴趣爱好,那么孩子会成为知名的艺术家,最后成为女同性恋;如果你什么都没做,而是直接死了,那么孩子会被送进孤儿院,最后成为女同性恋;如果你认真教育孩子,把她培养成文体兼长的优等生,那么孩子会执着于正义与正确,最后成为女同性恋
如果你不认真教育孩子,把她培养成丈育,之后又抛下她不辞而别,那么孩子会脑子里除了你什么都没有,最后成为恋母的女同性恋;如果你很普通正常地对待孩子,把孩子培养得软糯又听话,那么孩子会被周围的女同性恋吸引,最后成为女同性恋。(转自频道)
Posted October 12, 2025. Last edited October 12, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
20.0 hrs on record
AILIMIT高能回!Sense Game送给小高的一封情书!
Posted April 10, 2025.
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161.3 hrs on record (145.1 hrs at review time)
T退役猎人的苦逼,日本游戏公司卡普空的庸人,藤冈要,辻本良三,德田优也,害的我出了游戏事故,把我搞得半死不活。在玩荒野之前世界的手感烂判定迷,崛起的画质烂但是能操作。而现在是游戏分段更新成变成一坨屎,优化也糊成一滩,这样的庸制作人留着有何用?
Posted March 5, 2025. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
240.0 hrs on record (93.9 hrs at review time)
该言论已被超级地球封禁
Posted May 5, 2024. Last edited May 5, 2024.
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32 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
最后信你一次,再做狗屎下次凝聚力支付
Posted May 5, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
110.7 hrs on record (99.4 hrs at review time)
🦜すごい🦜すごい🦜アンビリーバボ—🦜
Posted February 22, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,022.1 hrs on record (1,005.0 hrs at review time)
首发第二天就鬼的神人游戏,3ARC功不可没
底层是BO6复制黏贴的,多人是黑队踹哈的,服务器是疯狂掉线的
只有动视的木琴是不存在的
Posted February 16, 2024. Last edited November 14, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
99.2 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
挺好玩
Posted November 24, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
54.2 hrs on record (51.1 hrs at review time)
坦克人和蜘蛛人毁了我的机战梦
Posted October 10, 2023. Last edited November 16, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
20块钱把我带回到了10年前的波卡基村
Posted April 20, 2023.
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