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0.0 hrs on record
It's a very funny DLC.

Your best bud wants to bang the butcher's daughter, and you're going to help him do that.

No really, that's it. It's a short but funny experience, lasts around as long as a movie or two would and costs much less than a movie ticket so in those terms it's pretty good.

It also adds the most cheaty dice in the game for when you really want to scam some poor tavern-goers out of their groschen.
Posted November 30, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
It's a good DLC. It introduces a new side-quest after you've hit a certain point in the main quest which goes in line with the world seamlessly.

There's an absurd amount of choice throughout the entire DLC (as is with the game itself). You go around with a merry band of hooligans in service to your lord while uncovering more noble intrigue. It might not seem like a lot, but saying much more would spoil the DLC.

It also introduces the best armor set in the game, so if you want an excuse to buy it and you're one of those gear hoarders, here you go.
Posted November 30, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
The DLC goes for around a dollar when on sale, and you get a really nice looking armor set after some exploration.

Overall it doesn't add anything strictly necessary to the game and the way they send you off on the treasure hunt isn't exactly immersive, but it's still something you should buy even if you don't actually enable it; buy it to support the devs.

I'd recommend going after the buried treasure once you've gotten a decent set of splinted armor or even some basic plate armor, but not earlier than that and not much later. That way you'll still feel somewhat in line with the progression of the game.

Overall, buy it if you have an extra dollar in your steam wallet.
Posted November 30, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
840.3 hrs on record (601.8 hrs at review time)
The greatest FPS RPG ever made.

The entire story revolves around getting revenge on the person who shot you in the head, only to end up in the middle of various factions aiming at controlling the wasteland. I won't spoil too much other than that, though this is a 10 year old game already.

Every single skill you invest into will be worth it in way or another. Every single skill. Skills whose purpose normally only improves weapon handling or food healing rates or picking open containers or what have you can also be used in certain dialogues.

The factions in the game are not a clear "good" and "bad", they have their own ideologies that are a mix of both.
The NCR, while they try to mimic pre-war America with "free elections", voting, and representative government, suffer the same problems that pre-war America faced: Rampant corruption, high taxes, low security, among others;
Caesar's Legion, what is when met and the general conception is that they are a pure evil, tyrannical slaver dictatorship while LARPing the Roman Empire happen to bring about some of the best points, and when allowed to explain himself, Caesar shows that the Legion isn't a hellhole to live under. Those under Legion rule face nonexistent crime, secure cities, a feeling of belonging in a Nation that values hard work; provided that if Caesar asks you to do something, you do it;
Mr. House, the mysterious digital figurehead that rules the city of New Vegas with his robot army, who seeks to expand his control and bring about a new era of humanity, where technological advancement exceeds that of the Pre-War era and space colonization is a possibility within decades and luxury is brought to those who can afford it;

And finally, yourself. You can choose to rule Vegas for yourself, free of all outside parties, and become its leader. Though, why would you choose to do that? If you don't wish for House or the Legion to rule for the sake of preventing dictatorship, why put yourself as dictator? If not for preventing tax exploitation or preventing old-world mistakes, why not go with House or the Legion? The game forces you to make these decisions, and by God, are these choices impactful.


This game doesn't have great combat mechanics or graphics, but it hits all the right spots regarding game elements and story. It keeps that original fallout feel of limitless choice and how you make your character affecting the world around you. And hey, if you want to improve the combat mechanics and graphics, mods are easy to set up and get going if you know what you're doing. If you don't know what you're doing, it's not hard to figure out or watch a guide.

Oh, and if you want to play this game and fallout 3 at the same time, Tale of Two Wastelands exists.
Posted June 26, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
64.0 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
It took everything that was good from Doom 2016 and improved upon it while adding in its own new flare. Gameplay wise, it's fantastic, it flows well, and feels satisfying as hell. The story was able to patch the holes Doom 2016 had, as well.

Most importantly, they made the plasma rifle look good. That's more than enough to get me shooting my own plasma :))))
Posted May 1, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
767.9 hrs on record (145.1 hrs at review time)
Holy ♥♥♥♥, this game is fun.

If you're looking for a genuinely good medieval fighting game, this is it. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanics, no spaghetti warriors, just skill-based medieval combat that doesn't rely on janky hitboxes and broken hitregs. It's not p2w at all, the currency is only obtainable by actually playing, so when you see someone with a giant plume on their head, you know they earned it.

The graphics are stunning, as is the case with most UE4 games. The only real complaint I have about the game is how some maps are insanely sided towards one team on frontline, but the devs constantly update the maps to try to find the right balance.

It's worth the $30.
Posted June 30, 2019.
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2,235.7 hrs on record (1,459.8 hrs at review time)
Team Fortress 2 is an incredible game, and from almost 2k hours of playing it I think I can say that confidently.

It's one of the VERY few Free To Play games that genuinely isn't Pay To Win. The only thing you'll pay for are keys for crates, hats, and the Mann VS Machine tickets that you might end up having fun with.

There's still an incredibly active fanbase, despite the drought of updates the game receives. The community is overrall very non-toxic, which is a very good thing especially for F2P games such as this.

The 9 classes are well balanced and have their own distinctive features, such as the Spy's one-hit backstab and the Pyro's airblast which can deflect rockets and grenades. Not to mention, each class has their own personality and special kinks that seperate them from the rest.

Overrall, just get the game. You can run this game on a toaster if you really wanted.
Posted May 13, 2017.
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7.1 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
For literally $2 you can get a $30 game's enjoyment.

Also, there's dedicated servers, which is nice.
Posted January 31, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
32.8 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
I never knew how much I would enjoy jumping squares that defy the laws of physics.






Now I do.
Posted January 27, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.7 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I can't explain how fun this game is. In my opinion it's a bit pricy, it should go down to $9.99, but other than that, EVERYTHING about it is amazing. Other than the helicopter level in the city where it's impossible to beat... But still, amazing. Very good stress relief game, also.I hope the "view world map" feature becomes the actual game base. So the game, in my opinion, 9.5/10.
Posted April 26, 2014.
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