💎 PREMIUM: Id/Ahzul - Collection

Born in Tralfamadore. Rasied by the streets. Nurtured by raging wolves and silent sheep. Trampled on by goblins and orangutans. Seduced by the great power of ample bosom. Suckled on the sensitive teat of welfare checks since I was four. Made a man by cheap, sleazy brothels. faded away leaving bothing but an ultraviolent mist in nthe moonnlight. Just a plain timid slacker,
i hate videos, i hate games, i hate the internet, i hate steam, i hate computers, i hate this keyboard. ♥♥♥♥ electronics. i fkng hate this chair too.☆ Hiiiii~ I'm far too weird for you, my man. Trust me. I like cuddles, crisps, toilet humour & making people laugh. I'm late for everything & I'm either in a food coma or hyper as ♥♥♥♥. :D ☆I think we’re a victim of time travel :auyay

Hiiii. *high-pitched Kirby voice*