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I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:
1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
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AllergeN:
another day of wanting to kill you
Rubbing, looking at a map of the USA. Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi. You can feel your wrist tense, and your penis harden. Arkansas... Louisiana...
You close your eyes and roar as Texas pops up, and you tear your ♥♥♥♥ to shreds with aggressive jerks. Gasping and moaning, you ♥♥♥ all over a red and white flag with a blue band, your cumstain becoming the lone star. Holding the pistols that lay either side of you, you shoot your pistols into your air.
Your neighbour, now annoyed by the commotion, walks in your room and tell you to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You shoot him. A man's home is his castle. All invaders must die. You salute the cumstain Texas flag, and salute. Fireworks roar. An eagle screeches
God bless Texas.