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344.3 hrs on record (296.8 hrs at review time)
This is that one game I absolutely, 100%, without a doubt do NOT want to play… ever… under any circumstances…

…BUT somehow it always goes like this:
"I'm done. Not touching this game again. Uninstalling."
Five minutes later:
"OKAY, FINE, ONE LAST MATCH AND THAT'S IT…"
Posted November 29, 2025.
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46.9 hrs on record (46.8 hrs at review time)
10 🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐 out of 10

Honestly, Clair Obscur 33 is one of those games that leaves you staring at the wall afterwards, thinking: "What the hell was THAT and why did it crawl so deep under my skin?"

The story? Insane. Not just good, I mean the kind of "holy crap" good where every ten minutes you’re sitting there with that classic WTF face. Especially the beginning… man… that part is just mmmmm. It hits you so hard you literally go silent for a second. Gives you that cold shiver down your spine... No more words here.

The game keeps surprising you too. You think, "Okay, it’s gonna calm down now..." and the game is like: "lol nope, here's another emotional slap!!! HA!" And you just sit there blinking, wondering how someone even came up with this.

And what really stuck with me is the music. I’m not even playing anymore, finished it, closed it, moved on. But the soundtrack is STILL in my head like someone installed a loop in my brain. Those melodies burn the atmosphere into your memory. And I kinda miss it.

Long story short, this game doesn’t just get played - it stays with you. It breaks you a bit, puts you back together, and somehow you end up loving it even more for that.

P.S. Oh, and yeah, I beat it 100%. Every little thing. Every secret, every challenge, every weird hidden moment. And honestly? Totally worth it.
WHOO HOOO
Posted November 29, 2025. Last edited November 29, 2025.
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74.7 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Почти 2025. До сих пор делаю побочки...

Ахаха игра прям огонь, реально очень много сюжета, контента.
Чтоб пройти вдоль и поперек, все попробовать, все комбинцации - уйдут годы.

Всем советую.

И осторожнее с диалогами. Один не верный шаг и вы уже кого-то или вас кто-то это самое, ну вы поняли.
Posted November 27, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
182.8 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Click on Cats? Purr-fectly Absurd! 🐱😂

Who knew clicking on cats could be so hilariously addictive? In "Cats," that's literally all you do—click cats. And guess what? It's ridiculously fun.

The graphics are adorably minimal, each cat cuter than the last. The sound effects? A symphony of meows that will haunt your dreams. You'll lose hours chasing high scores and wondering where your life went so right.

In a world of complex games, "Cats" is a delightful, absurd gem. Don't take my word for it—click and see for yourself!

/\_/\
( o.o )
> ^ <

Rating: 5/5 Cats 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱
Posted June 17, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
77.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
The Banana Clicking Craze! 🍌😂

Ever wanted to click a banana and feel insanely satisfied? Welcome to "Banana"! This game is hilariously simple and dangerously addictive. Just click the banana and watch your worries peel away.

The graphics are minimalist perfection, and the sound effects? Pure joy. It's like a tropical vacation for your fingers. You'll be clicking for hours, chasing high scores and wondering why you can't stop.

In a world of complex games, "Banana" is a refreshing, laugh-out-loud gem. It's stupidly fun and totally worth your time.

Rating: 5/5 Bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Posted June 17, 2024. Last edited June 17, 2024.
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268.2 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Рад что появилась и в стиме :) особенно учитывая какой не удобный ориджин)) Играл еще на старте, вернулся спустя пару сезонов и скажу, пока выглядит неплохо. Багов уже заметно меньше, удобства больше. Хороший шутер, чтоб вечерком с друзьями пострелять )) но в соло я бы играть в это не стал =D
Posted February 3, 2021.
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58.9 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
Реально достойная замена Диабле.
Posted November 23, 2018.
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59.7 hrs on record (28.5 hrs at review time)
Лучшая игра в жанре РПГ
Posted November 23, 2017.
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