Played this with my wife and it was incredible. I really should have written up a review when the gameplay was still fresh in my mind.

Stop reading reviews just go play it.

Except for launch performance, this game is in almost every way an improvement on the original. 10/10, can't wait for more.

Like many of you, I waited 16 years for this game to happen. I backed it as soon as I could. I feel I could write for ages about this game, but I'll keep it short.

The writing is great
The visuals used mimic what they were 16 years ago, without it looking like a 16-year-old game
Smooth controls
No game-breaking bugs, even on day one!
Compelling story
LGBTQ+ representation done REALLY WELL
Reflects our better understanding of mental health
Just wow.

My only complaint is that the psychic goats that could stick to walls didn't make it into the game. And that's super nit-picky, so I doesn't count.

A+
10/10
Would buy three copies like I did the original.

Get Noita'd

Used to play this game all the time when I was younger. It's a lot easier now that I actually understand what I'm doing, but no less fun. Does have a horrid resolution, but that can be fixed with a mod.

Used to suck. Doesn't anymore. Still boring parts but it's getting better 8/10

Update 1 year later. Game is still better. Hello Games is a true success story.

Everything is great.