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1 person found this review funny
78.1 hrs on record (66.2 hrs at review time)
i am so good at this game and my friend mark sucks at it
Posted June 28, 2022.
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40.1 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is so good you can choose 1 out of 8 dinosaurs and then you can spawn in as the dinosaur and u can press N to have night vision and you can press 1 2 or 3 or maybe 4 and ur dinosaur makes a noise and then you can hold q to smell out the idiot AI that you can eat and then if you eat enough you can grow and then you can walk to a place where there are other dinosaurs and then u get banned by the server by not pressing 1 1 1 2 333333 4 because that is how real life dinosaurs initiated an honorable duel for the corpse that the other dinosaur claimed fair and square and god exists and he is the admin and he sucks
Posted December 5, 2021.
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10.4 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
WHAAT
Posted December 5, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
71.9 hrs on record (47.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted December 6, 2019.
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64.3 hrs on record (59.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Bruh
Posted June 30, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Gasbag gang
Posted November 6, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
351.5 hrs on record (346.2 hrs at review time)
I wasted so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time on this game and readily recall hating it the entire time. But nostalgia is the best drug and I remember it fondly. For some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.
Posted August 8, 2017. Last edited April 17, 2020.
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