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5.0 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Best lightsaber combat of any Star Wars game. Seriously, it's good. If you're in the mood for a Star Wars game or just a good character action game, try this one out.

The mission design is usually solid, with good puzzles and combat scenarios. The story is super cheesey, but that's forgivable. The lightsaber combat is awesome. If you pick up a gun you're an idiot and you're playing the game wrong.

Single saber medium stance 4 lyfe
Posted December 23, 2014.
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0.6 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
You like twin stick shooters? Cool.

You like Halo? Cool.

Don't buy this game, because it's not good at either of those. I got it for free and I was still disappointed. It's bland in every concivable way. The art is bland, the encounter design is bland, the music is bland. Literally everything is bland.

This game is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥, bland off-white and uninteresting wallpaper of twin stick shooters.
Posted December 23, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
44.4 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not so spooky in so far as the atmosphere is concerned, or the zombies are concerned, but for how slow developement has been. Don't pick this one up any time soon, wait for it to come out of the oven.

The actual design of the mod is better than the stand-alone, so just buy ARMA 2 instead. You can do so much crazy ♥♥♥♥ in ARMA 2 that it's not even funny (or maybe it is, probably).
Posted December 23, 2014.
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20.9 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Honestly better than Mario Kart. This is the best kart racer I've played in a long time. It's super solid alone and a blast with friends.

Graphics are purdy, stages are interesting and change mid-race, allowing for interesting and dynamic racing experiences. The actual transforming aspect makes this game play more like Diddy Kong Racing - the best kart racer on the N64 (MK64 get ♥♥♥♥♥♥). The soundtrack is pretty out of control amazing.

10/10 buy this as soon as it goes on sale because it's great and if you have good taste you'll think it's great because it's great no really this game is pretty great.
Posted December 23, 2014.
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8.9 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Neat game that plays sort of like the Subspace Emissary from Smash Bros: Brawl. The amount of customization for your character is pretty cool, and the combat it serviceable, but in a game all about combat having it merely be serviceable doesn't really cut it.

It's not a bad buy, but I've only touched it once since I finished it the first time.
Posted December 23, 2014.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
The core game is a fun, challenging and competitive romp that is well worth the price of admission.

And then there's the amazingly violent helicopter ♥♥♥♥.

9/10 would stare at in awe again.
Posted December 23, 2014.
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4.5 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You go hyper fast and shoot down other mecha and shoot missiles with bullets and outrun missiles and do super cool newtype stuff.
Posted November 28, 2014.
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