Baby Holder™[Official]
Gerard, Certified Baby Holder
United States
Baby holding? Simple. Is it quick? Slow?
I'll come hold your baby within 30 minutes of receiving an e-mail. Non-state specific. God put me in all places at all times for a reason.
If I need to come at 5pm on the next Tuesday 3 years from now, be sure there's a spare key.
Qualifications:
Cert in Baby Holding from the loading docks behind Kroger's.
My Uncle is pretty cool and showed me ways to easily grab a baby.
I can talk to babies telepathically, ensuring no resistance to being held.
E-mail: [email protected]
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Baby holding? Simple. Is it quick? Slow?
I'll come hold your baby within 30 minutes of receiving an e-mail. Non-state specific. God put me in all places at all times for a reason.
If I need to come at 5pm on the next Tuesday 3 years from now, be sure there's a spare key.
Qualifications:
Cert in Baby Holding from the loading docks behind Kroger's.
My Uncle is pretty cool and showed me ways to easily grab a baby.
I can talk to babies telepathically, ensuring no resistance to being held.
E-mail: [email protected]
View more info
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