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1 person found this review helpful
431.5 hrs on record (401.3 hrs at review time)
I do wish there was more space trucking stuff to do.
Posted September 27, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
84.6 hrs on record (70.1 hrs at review time)
"The changes with the console version are small enough that most people here wouldn't notice if we didn't say anything, but we want to be transparent."

I don't think any one has noticed. No one at all.
Posted July 2, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
38.4 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted May 16, 2025.
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197.9 hrs on record (95.9 hrs at review time)
I still have no idea how to play this game. Will never run out of ways to get my dwarfs killed on accident though.
Posted November 21, 2023.
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335.5 hrs on record (106.9 hrs at review time)
This is a game
Posted November 26, 2022.
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2,163.2 hrs on record (517.1 hrs at review time)
Its not the pain or loss of limbs, not the dead friends and bonded animals, its not the infestations and spoiling food, its not the lack of beds and burning shelters, its the damn pawns own laziness of not walking two meters to a table that breaks them. 10/10
Posted November 26, 2020.
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400.9 hrs on record (79.2 hrs at review time)
9.5/10 not enough hats but the P90s back baby.
Posted January 13, 2019. Last edited November 24, 2021.
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3,658.3 hrs on record (3,070.8 hrs at review time)
3000+ Hours. Too many Crates. Not enough Hats.
Posted November 23, 2016. Last edited November 30, 2024.
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43.0 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
No game has wanted to want to make me cry and slam my desk more than this game( I hate watching things ive created die ( no cares for the other people in otherships)

You can fly a ship sort of well you can tell it where to jump but thats it. You mostly control the crew in their dayly lives fixing the engine shields cameras(PERVS) other important stuff ( but never toilets youd think there be a place to go to the washroom on a ship that incounters that many enemys id be supriesed that at the end of the game they all didnt have rashes do to the buildup of **** in there pants. your contained to your ship (unless you beam you guys on there ship but this isnt StarWars (That is the correct SIFI tv show correct) and you can target theres simple right well no you have limited weapons and drones which can target their ship so you have to chose wisly do i take out there shield so my slower guns can hit it or do i destroy there weapons nah ill just send in my guys destroy the oxygen tanks and suffocate them to death seems like what our side would do. YOU CAN NAME STUFF EVEN THE SHIP (which is not named some bad word in mine like The USS F**k YOU or the HMS BIGd**k or the HMCS my girlfriend dumped me so i bought a space ship in order to go to her boyfriends house hover over it and take a dump in his chimney).

The DlC was fun it added a lot more into the game and it was free FREE FREE FREE. More crap to unlock and kill you YAY I LOVE DIEING.

Also always leave the pirates alone and never help anyone Giant spiders are no joke .
Also mantis emote.

Its hard at first but once you get the hang of it its easy( or its still hard id say ***** but you have to be a MAN/WOMAN and do it youself.





*****= cheat (such a evil word)
Posted January 3, 2015.
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