AHOY MATEYS I AM THE RUN ♥♥♥♥♥ GUY WITH THE PISTOL YOULL NEVER CATCH ME YEEHAW PING PING IM DA BEST GUY... HELLO I AM KNIGHT I HAVE THE BRAIN DISORDER I SWING SWORD HAVE MOST HEALTH IN GAME AND ALSO GOOD RANGE WOW PRETTY STRONG HELLO IM VIKING SHIELD CHARGE GRRRRR PING PING PING HELLO HELLO ♥♥♥♥ MOTHER ♥♥♥♥

i go catch da fish da fish small 1 then i make da gamble brooop broooop broooop now da fish da big 1 bery good i rike it now da fish go to da pan i cook delishut berry tasty now dat trada gib da biga cat da money 4 da point but oh oh mr ♥♥♥♥ man arrive and he making a ♥♥♥♥ on me not good :( no more tasty fit and now fit wit da frog from da backyaad agan 6/10 too mut da money maybe 10 dollar mut beta

ching ching aghhhh ching well hello *lute man plays fire through the flames* DODGE THIS YOU BASTAAAAAARD!! ching ching phung phung help arrow in my ass ouch my nan can fott betta then that art thou mad brother? AGHHHHHHH CHARGEEEEEEE COMPANYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You're terrible! Look men look how terrible he is no no way impossible no well hello there FAIL *english little dwarf* you lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥ messer ruin my life 3/3/3 gayt stink of ♥♥♥♥

where i get shot from brrr omg army man nw bang bang artillery coming in BRRRRRRRR ac130 up and inbound clear em out bang bang bang ouch ive been shot in my balls AGHHHHH

PUB G more like PUB CHINEEE. I just used to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by hackers everytime i played this game. Pity it was kinda fun until you ruined the game idiots go away mr pubg man your wife is getting cuckholded.

bring the cars back and make em work you donkeys. i wouldn't recommend this to my bourke street boy

Mount and Blade more like mount and barely played boring as game ♥♥♥♥ off

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