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3.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Discombobulate
Posted July 12, 2025.
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19.4 hrs on record
Incredibly fun and satisfying, but left me wanting more! I hope that we get a sequel eventually because this gameplay loop is very very addicting
Posted February 11, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This game is addicting, frustrating, adrenaline pumping, and incredibly satisfying all at once. White Knuckle reminds me of other rage-inducing games like Getting Over It, Jump King, and PogoStuck with horrifying SCP-esque twists and turns. I found myself coming back to the demo over and over again just to see if I could get a little higher than each previous run. I was rage quitting after great runs gone bad, only to reopen the game seconds later for another climb.

There is SO MUCH to explore. Each section has multiple pathways forward and it's hard to ever feel stuck, even in the tightest of corridors, so long as you brought the right equipment.

This game is the definition of easy to learn, hard to master. The brilliant balancing act of managing your inventory between weight and function is almost as gripping and engaging as the climb itself. Often times I find myself grabbing everything only to lose my grip, only to ignore items the next run before hitting a difficult spot.

You'll love this game if you like anything similar to SCP, Doom/Quake, Mirror's Edge, or Jump King.
Enjoy the sights, sounds, and canned mystery meat - but don't forget to CLIMB
Posted October 24, 2024.
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11.3 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
I bought this game on a complete fluke. I've always enjoyed tower defense games, but I never honestly thought that I would find myself playing something quite as unique as this! Creeper World will surprise you. and I say this without a game version because every single release, from 1 to 4, is incredibly fun and addiction (if you enjoy tower defense games). I was quickly taken aback by the formula of this franchise, and I'd highly recommend it to anyone looking for a fun and unique twist on the amazing Tower Defense genre.
Posted February 16, 2023.
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969.6 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
Like many others, I was skeptical of the newer, higher $70 price for this game. However, given my great experience with MW2019, I decided to go ahead and snag this new game, especially because I'm happy to see CoD back on Steam!!

Personally, I rank my games by dollar value of "Did I play this one hour for every dollar I spent?" meaning that I'll have to spend 70 hours playing this game. The game has only been out a week, and I've already played 44 of those hours. Needless to say, I know I'll hit my mark and then some.

I absolutely would recommend this game for both new and veteran CoD players. The gunplay is fantastic, the movement is somehow even better than it was in MW19 (and the movement in MW19 was already stellar). The graphics are excellent, (Though I'm disappointed in the lack of raytracing when Treyarch was able to make it work in their older Black Ops GTKRadiant IW 3 Engine) That all said, graphically you have a vast variety of options to choose from. There are so many DLSS settings to tweak, it's fun to see how the different technologies make the game change in appearance.

Anyway, I've rambled about that BS long enough. The story I felt was a strong point in this game. It felt far more grounded in reality than the MW19 campaign did (though that campaign was very fun). The characters, both hero and villain are compelling, and the game was able to pull old ideas and put fresh spins on them to make things incredibly fun and interesting!

The multiplayer is also not too bad! There aren't very many maps at release (Will change over time, so no problem to me), but the guns and gun customization is FANTASTIC.

If you have a spare $70 laying around, or if this game goes on sale, I highly recommend it to anyone who is a fan of classic FPS games!
Posted November 7, 2022.
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47.2 hrs on record (46.4 hrs at review time)
Mordhau is a huge step up from Chivalry: Medieval Warefare. It's much more polished, has much more robust combat, has a higher skill ceiling, and fewer exploits (no more beyblades!) I highly recommend this game.
Posted July 2, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
436.1 hrs on record (92.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game makes my pits drip like none other. 10/10 would recommend.
Posted July 10, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
226.8 hrs on record (146.7 hrs at review time)
I have 150 hours on record. If that changes, I would be amazed at this point. I preordered GTA V back in 2015 when the PC port came out. I was ecstatic. I played through the pretty decent story, and started to play online. Back before many of the shark card changes, inflation, and updates that made your wallet drier than the gobi desert. Back then, I was in love with this game.
Since then, Rockstar has taken our game, and completely soiled it. These greedy moneygrabbing bastards that work at Rockstar gamed us. We paid $60 for a game. $100 gets you $8,000,000 of in game currency. Do you know what that gets you anymore? Nothing. A few fast-ish cars, maybe a yacht if you're lucky, and that's it. $100 for 4 or 5 3D models, many of which you won't drive or use because you're spending the rest of your time grinding missions for every penny they give you. (Normal missions yield you chump change compared to what they used to).

Don't give any money to this greedy joke of a company, they're like your crack dealing cousin who always needs money. It's disgusting. I will never purchase anything from these extortionist jerks again. When I pay $60 for a game, I DO NOT expect to spend a DIME more for in game content. Gaming has been ruined by companies like Rockstar.
Posted June 15, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
32.1 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game started off as a loose minecraft clone, however it has split from that genre all together, and is it's own game. Especially after the Alpha 9 update, 7 Days to Die has become even more special. Randomly generated, smooth worlds with amazing looks, great spawns, and scary nights. I have played a lot of, and will continue to play a lot of this game.
Posted September 18, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.1 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't normally do game reviews, but this one I felt that I had to. WELL worth the $20 to buy. Even in the early development stages, this game feels complete. I can't wait to see more features, and have many more hours of fun.
Posted August 26, 2014.
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