🔞 ADULT: Id/Be Zazzle - Complete Album!

A consummate practitioner of public disintegration,
Ever advancing, ever decisive,
Dispatching rivals whilst impeccably shod in pristine Air Force Ones.

The gentleman in question presides over an extensive commercial operation,
With no shortage of loyal associates prepared to act in his interest.
Engaged in enterprise since the year 2003,
A veteran of the trade by any reasonable measure.

A professional entrepreneur, indeed,
Though it must be noted he has only recently secured his BTEC
In the distinguished field of Hair and Beauty.

One would be wise not to provoke him,
Lest he demonstrate his automotive prowess
Through unsanctioned burnouts upon your grandmother’s ornamental lawn.

His romantic preferences, for the avoidance of doubt,
Lean exclusively towards ladies of a notably generous constitution.