Good evening Twitter This is ya boy eatdat♥♥♥♥♥445 here and about 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that i can't feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb, and my ♥♥♥♥ is also gone numb to the point where it feels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird when I go to piss

Dad simulator

Honestly a Beatifully crafted storyline with a soundtrack on par with Grand Theft Auto San andreas and at less than £5 its a steal

This would be a good game. But the damn drm ruined it I couldnt get it running online so I installed a offline crack to it. still doesnt work this game game is a steaming pile of crap do not buy it.

Imagine being diagnosed with cancer.

Thats what it feels like being gifted this game.

10/10 would card farm again

This is Zipline simulator 2013

In all seriousness this game is great the singleplayer is very good and the graphics are...Jizz in mah pants.
The multiplayer would be alright if there were actual people who aren't all level 60
I r8 8/8 gud b8 m8