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9.1 hrs on record
To sum up the game in one sentence i'd say; Soulless Bloated Slop.

A bunch of mini-games, excluding the "main-type?" game being an JRPG, but they all resembles prior popular games mixed into one, but its just a collection of said prior games, but at home.

Pacing of "main-game" is terrible, and limited information or gradually learning the mechanics just made me personally wait till strong enough that auto-battle dominates 95% of encounters.
The mini-games quickly becomes chores with exception to the apple mini-game which i dreaded in the beginning but quickly became the best part of the game when progressing through the upgrade/skill-tree


and oh lord the writing in this game, first tip from me if you consider trying this game, and you're in possession of the tiniest amount of testosterone in your body, navigate into settings and turn on the skip all dialogue,
The characters are one dimensional, 1 quirk and that's what everything they do- think about- and act according to Protagonist and the deuteragonist, be it in story progression or character building with party members exclusively comments on their surroundings and encounters like they're onlookers from real life and not within the world of cauldron. Millennial-Reddit tier writing.

TLDR;
Subpar collection of mini-games in a world of soulless widgets (except for the apple-minigame)
Posted May 22, 2025.
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