This Game got me to apex Slide into a school and shoot it up by accident it all started when i kept missclicking my ultimate ability as gibraltor and i just kept nuking all the schools in the area. it was an honest mistake that i do not regret whatsoever because maybe they just deserved it.

I love this game because i like the bots because they are the same skill level as me since i am paralysed from the neck down i can also 360 noscope jess and timmys dead body as well as josiphene can just follow me around and be clueless and get shot every 2 seconds because she is so bad at living life so i sent her to the streets. #blessed #tothestreets the gas reminds me of when i was back in my day getting gassed by all the mini hitlers so i start having a stroke every time i am not in the zone because my ptsd is that bad. I can also drink alot of redbull and become kyle and start hulk smashing all the females near me. I also have a fear of heights so i dont think its fair that i have to drop from a plane like why cant i just walk all day every day oh wait never mind i forgot i am disabled. Ive had many viatnam flashbacks from this game thank you for making me relive my best memories. back in my day i even changed teams and started gassing everyone i saw instead.

this game is pretty good it completes my life i am nothing without monkey game #monkeypower #returntojungle also today i woke up at 9:36 am had some toast for breakfast then i went outside to my garden and pretended to be a monkey for 30 minutes then i went back inside ate some cookies and cream ice cream. then i had my dinner which was very good i had some meatballs and chips it tasted a bit like rat poison tho then i again i did force jess to be in the kitchen and not jospihine and that bit*h is terrible at cooking. then after that i went back to my computer device to play my motorbike game for 37 minutes and 3 seconds once i was done with that i had to play monkey game for 53 minutes and 42 seconds then after that i went back donwstairs i and i forced josiphine to make me some more food. however i got a shock of my life as jess was sleeping with my dog and timmy in the same bed #shocked #gonewrong #gonesexual
#tothestreets anyways i had to send that bit*h to the streets and then after i went back outside to the garden and played on my swing set. after that my loyal sidebi*ch josiphine was done cooking my food i had some pizza. then when i went to put my plate away i tripped and hit my het against my steel toe cap shoe and got knocked out then i got sent to the hospital and all i herd was wewuwewuwewu my head was hurting however i woke up and they gave me an ice pack and told my i got braindamage. i guess today i found out that steel toe cap boots should be classed as a dangerous weapon. i am going to start a business and sell steeltoe cap boots to the hoods of america and maybe some children too so they can just use shoes at schools instead of guns in america (stupid kids) hate children. but my dog is chewing on a plastic bottle right now he is a slightly bit special and i might have to put him down. or just give him the rat poison bottle instead to teach him a lesson. i also watched a video of a black man pranking the kkk leader which was very entertaining. ew i just drank some cococola and had a nasty burb i think i might have to ♥♥♥♥ my brains out soon so brb

I love being the spy because i like to get into places where im not meant to be for example england it was a long trip on the back of the truck but i made it alive (cant say the same for timmy and jess is about a zombie now) and set up camp here for the last 39 years. what can i say i am very good at crossing enemy borders! like one time i went on the red teams side and made friends with their whole team and set up a corner shop where i can sell ecigs to undergae children makes loads of money tho im basically bill thegates or whatever his name was but i cant buy twitter yet im not jeff bazos yet #criminal #illegalmoment been pranking the uk since day 1. #pranked #manchester #bradford #lynchinginbradford.

i honestly hate the police big they are so fat and ugly and some of the have are always eating bacon like cmon man thats my brother there. i am the last piggy standing fighting for my life whist everyone is trying to cook me up as bacon the only bacon id let myself be cooked as is canadian bacon.

Im a fish please dont try to catch me. i dont like fishermen. i am basically living in a horror movie seeing my friends and family getting butchered and ripped from the ocean and stop sinking your fu*king boats we have enough down here. almost every turtle has a plastic straw inside of him. this game causes a toxic environment not only for us the fish but also for humans ive seen around 6 people with rocks wrapped around the ankles and sinking down to the bottom of the ocean. also ive seen a few females getting thrown in by their partners whilst holding a stellar at the same time. however this game is good because it makes less people leave the house as often to kill my fellow fish and i hope everyone that does gets grabbed by a big big crab and dragged under the water and drowns.

I am actually stronger than the tractors in real life as i can pull them up hills. so this is not realistic as i am not able to do this in real life this game also looks like my dislocated foot (dont worry it dont hurt me since i am paralysed) the trees in this game looks like my pubes after not showering for 17 years now so im basically monkey i need an escort (both kinds of escorts) (jess please take me back) (timmy ♥♥♥♥ you) back to the jungle help me please help please. also in this game ther is no law so i can basically steal from other farmers and go on their land without permission and there are no sheriffs nearby. how do i report when my uncle is trying to touch me for the 6th time this week its not like i can stop him since i am paralysed form the neck down still.

this game honestly makes me want to kill myself as fast as possible since i am not very creative so i cant build my own car i have to copy of a youtube video where somee indian man is trying to scam me at the same time and i do not have the time or the braincells to listen to both at the same time.

This game is so terrible because i am very bad at collecting money and this is not the same as monkey game or even similar to dinosaur game. i also hate the monopoly man he looks like he belongs behind the bars. i always have to pay tax in this game where as in real life i dont do that so its not very realistic. also how would i ever buy a whole city in real life this is so unrealistic. this game is terrible

this game goes brum brum i dont not like that the bikes are very overpriced for example who would ever pay 30000 dollars for a motorcycle also this game does not have the bmw bike called family friend which upset me as this is my dream bike. #notsoblessed #bullied #unrealistic however i would say the the riding mechanics are perfect but i am paralysed from the neck down so idk how to ride a bike anyway. but oh well they look pretty