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you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who choose to live the {internet subgroup} life s5yle youre not them you dont know what theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weener like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick {subgroup you chose} people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont need ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you putting them down!!! eat ♥♥♥♥ and die!!!

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In our ancient laws, young men were prohibited from appearing naked in the public baths—so highly were the principles of modesty esteemed by our ancestors. Among the Greeks, on the contrary, what an absurd system of training youth is exhibited in their gymnasia! What a frivolous preparation for the labours and hazards of war! what indecent spectacles, what impure and licentious amours are permitted! I do not speak only of the Elei and Thebans, among whom in all love affairs, passion is allowed to run into shameless excesses. But the Spartans, while they permit every kind of licence to their young men, save that of violation, come exceedingly close on the very exception they insist on, besides other crimes which I will not mention.

My Mother is a prostitute, and was throughout my childhood. My love for games and movies originated with me hiding in my room as the clients had their way with her. I used to be popular at school as I was constantly giving away the expensive chocolates her clients gave her as gifts.
When I was 16 she invited my friend Jack, who was the same age as me, to move in with us after his Dad went to jail. At some point they started having sex which I didn't mind at all. i remember on time we were watching a Buffy the Vampire Slayer sex scene when my Mom sashayed into the room. Jack, flushed and sweating grabbed her hand and said "Laura can you come with me, I have something I need to show you". I told them to keep the noise down so I could enjoy Buffy.
Another time Jack and I were quietly playing games as my Mom serviced a client, guess Jack was jeaous, as soon as the John was gone Jack charged into Mom's room to have sex with her.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an esse

Next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearing that same old, baggy t-shirt with the stain on it
That you got from that team-building exercise
That you did for your work several years ago
(Team building exercise '99! )

I take off my clothes, but I trip over my jeans,
And I'm still wearing my shoes,
But it's okay, because I turn it all into a sexy dance
Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing,
Except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is:
It's business time!
It's business,
It's business time!
(You know when I'm down to my socks,
It's time for business, that's why we call it business socks, ooh! )
It's business,
It's business time!
Uhrrr, hrrr, hooo, huhhhh, yeah, a yeah!
Making love...
Making love for...
Making love for two
Making love for two minutes
When you're with me you only need two minutes, girl,
'Cause I'm so intense,
Two minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven, mmm
You turn to me and

O Tania, where now is that warm ♥♥♥♥ of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thighs? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your ♥♥♥♥, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a ♥♥♥♥. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania

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send this TABLECAT to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get 5, then you're A TRUE TABLECAT!

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Keep reading on,or die tonight a exactly 12:42.This is a TRUE STORY!Once there was a baby girl named Marry.Her mother couldn't take all the crying so she decided it was time for her to go.She buried her baby alive in her backyard.

One day, a boy sitting under a tree with his girl friend.

They have some conversation between them.

Boy: Do you love me more than your family?

Girl: No

Boy: Why? I love you so much but you can’t love me more than your family?

Girl: Ok I love you but not more than my family.
You want to listen why I don’t.

Boy: Yes

Girl: when I started to walk I fell, u was not there to pick me up but my mom was..

When I went outside, you were not there to hold my finger but my dad was.

When I cried, you didn't give me your toys to play, but my brother and sister did.

My family is more precious than anything else.

The boy said you are really beautiful and
I love you so much....

BREAKING NEWS... Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family. According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5 cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30 seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon it dies only when it bites itself. Surprising huh? Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia 3310 mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia. Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through.