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hELLo i am p00r starve grill from Uganda. pLs email sKinS, sKel3tonz und inTernal orgaNs off AK-47; ze NUMBA ONE weep0n of me h0melan ISISter so i can go b00m h34Dsh0T! b00m h34Dsh0T! on my m0rtal enumy ze Black O'Booma und reTurN 2 my mummyland sLovaki4 and geT my bumbum PR0BED by Kim Jong ILL™.
Death to America
Allahu SnAkbar

P.S: Your family eats soy eggs.
P.S: Your mother does not prepare squid properly.

James Bond: "The bond's Name. James Name:"
Q: Pleased to... what?
James Bond: "Bond Name's the james"
Q: Are you alright?
James Bond: "Bond Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"