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45.2 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Total Clanker Conceptuacide
Posted November 2, 2025.
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10.8 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
dat darn scalie reight theah had done cooked up a good one yet agayain

/Spit-Can-Ting/

i swears, them lizards are up to somethin' and somthin' good

does pretty darn tootn' shweel shindiggidy shwhat ACADA diyad to Valve's Half-Life 2 & Episodes

but twuh GSC Game Word's titular and titilacious S.T.A.L.K.E.R. in nearly 'rry single whey

Thems expectin' Furry Slop gonna get their gf's eggies deeper in their pooshoot, guarenteed

Thems expectin' a Hard-Core FPS Survival Horror experience gonna be copypastn' the second line of my review by hour 2, ezypzy

Thems needin' moar The Zone - Open World Post Apoc/Paranormal First Person Survival and Faction Interplay - be peepin' what the previous peeps gonna be sayin'

Wild Gripe, but not really one, is the fact this game, not dislike Pete Heggy who's too drunk to hit any shots, you got no hands. Your gun just floats there. But not dissimilar to 'literacy' allows us animals to 'fill in the gaps' - adding immersion while sublimating dev cost and thyme.

Unsure how I feel about Unity with the Corpos and Antiquated Nature of the engine, however their previous work 'nailed' the ascetic with a perfect bit of 'Pencil Drake' special sawuce that made it its own and its application to this is more of that and less of LoZ WW levels of Astetisism. That said, Penny knows the engine like I know my bongs and my schlong so forgiveness is given by the super jet-liner load.

Compliments to the Perk System and Class Creation - Actual Character Creation does beg for more fine tuning, but the perks and the system around them absolutely evolve and elevate replay ability and streamer antics generation.

Much like now I play STALKER, I'm still unraveling the story. The 'Furry Justification' works, not an untread path, but I'm still discovering the bits and pieces. Dialog and Trading work super nice and the peeps haven't been that thaat cringe yet (yet)

Yes, The Zone is indeed Alive, watching factions interplay with environmental anomalies and wild mutants. Its All There, Man.

Escaped a gunfight by my opponents getting mobbed by mutants then the fugly bastards getting lost in an urban anomaly field as I plussed the nuts on their corpses and then onto the trader.

With Pendrake around makin' games...

The Scene's about to get Siris

Glorious Big Heavy Clouds from my Bong of Dreams Highly Recommends Project Silverfish to Action and Survival fans

8.420 / 10
Posted June 30, 2025.
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53.9 hrs on record (50.8 hrs at review time)
Invisible
Invisible
Invisible
Invisible
walking by the wall
(Shy one) the shadows will not fall
(Shy one) is silently ignored
(Quiet one) discouraged by the noise
(Quiet one) living without choice
(Quiet one) is a life without a voice
When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go on, call my name
I can't play this game, so I ask again
Will you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?
the dreamers wish away
(Hindsight) it's falling on my face
(Highlights) the shape of my disgrace
When you don't hear a word I say
As the talking goes, it's a one-way show
No fault, no blame
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
And have I become invisible?
Invisible
Invisible
Invisible, invisible
Invisible, invisible
Invisible, invisible
Invisible
No one hears a word they say
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
Not a word they say
But a voiceless crowd isn't backin' down
When the air turns red
With a loaded hesitation
Can you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
Have we all become invisible?
Posted May 23, 2025. Last edited May 23, 2025.
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602.0 hrs on record (593.3 hrs at review time)
What the ♥♥♥♥ happened.

Seriously, what the ♥♥♥♥ happened.

Erivan, Lghtbeer.

Ya know what, ♥♥♥♥ this game and ♥♥♥♥ the devs. I gave them 60 bucks - whole game and two warbonds

Here's my nuke, fam.

Gaming Journos, run with this ♥♥♥♥ and lets see if they can polish the turd.

Latest interview says warbonds are 'powerfantasies'

My brother in Liberty, then what is the Freedom from Thought warbond?

Pros:
Gameplay
Chinese Peeps talking about Democracy

Cons:
♥♥♥♥ ass
Nazi Apologists
Bong Water Community Management
Supporting this game supports IRL tyrany and anti-freedom

8647
Posted November 11, 2024. Last edited October 15, 2025.
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58.3 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)
Planetside Squad Leading with AI

Pay To Win if you suck

In a Pajoritive Pitch

"World War Battlefront 2"

Slapping Goosesteppers has never been more cathartic
Posted September 24, 2024.
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10.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My sloppy cloaca is so moist - Especially when and how we found out how the peestol worked

My Rating:

GAME DOPE outta ♥♥♥♥ YOU

20 Bucks is a perfect price, I got it for 9 and I wanna buy the full price DLC
Posted July 10, 2024.
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813.8 hrs on record (743.4 hrs at review time)
this really got my

#dragonrising

Great job enbark

not so much to the English Language Localization Team

lol
Posted June 19, 2024. Last edited December 11, 2025.
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