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21 of 44 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked Jul 22, 2019 @ 1:03pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked Mar 25, 2020 @ 9:11am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked Jul 12, 2019 @ 7:29pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked Aug 19, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked Jun 15, 2024 @ 10:20am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked Jun 15, 2024 @ 10:20am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked Jun 15, 2024 @ 10:49am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked Jun 15, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked Aug 19, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked Sep 14, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked Aug 19, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked Aug 19, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked Aug 19, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked Jun 15, 2024 @ 11:57am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked Aug 19, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked Aug 19, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked Jun 15, 2024 @ 11:18am

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked Sep 14, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked Sep 14, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked Sep 14, 2024 @ 8:12pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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