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Recent reviews by Braxy

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14.6 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 very realistic corporate doom simulator:
-management constantly raising expectations
-minimal interaction with upper management
-get fired if you don't reach the quota
-134 OSHA violations committed on a weekly basis
-Purchase your own supplies required to do your job
-mid tier benefits package

Posted November 11, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Best game i've ever played
Posted January 20, 2023.
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2.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Eating mustard with Oreos? Not in my Godd4mn Country.
To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards.
Posted November 24, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
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421.7 hrs on record (138.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is
Posted November 13, 2022. Last edited November 13, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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91.1 hrs on record (36.8 hrs at review time)
im driving 🚗 im driving the car 🚘vrroom vroom im driving 🚨🚔nascar🏎🏎🏎 gotta turn here 🏎🏎🏎gotta turn here 🏎🚚🏎im driving im driving 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
Posted November 13, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.9 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
this game cured my depression
Posted July 22, 2021.
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2,926.8 hrs on record (1,071.3 hrs at review time)
Car hit ball, ball go boom.
Posted November 16, 2020.
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