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"Watching you type physically hurts me" -BOKA, 2017

“Imagine I’m in a gunfight with 20 gang members and I fire all my bullets from my loaded 92 compact mags but there are three left, so I take out my glock 19 and ventilate the rest” -Wakkeboi, 2017

“If you have strong blood put it into needle and inject into someone else and you will be able to control them, the ol pump n prick” -Zinc, 2017

"I'm just going to defrost some ground beef under my bed" -Eigengrau, 2018

“Don’t tell me u would wanna date a girl who had and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a male sex bot with fully organically grown human flesh around its electronic penis” -Babygenius, 2018

“I am now excessively sick. I blame your blatant open-mouth coughing into your microphone as the cause of my current illness. You are a ♥♥♥♥, of the highest calibre of the lowest class, and I hope you birth a quintuple-fold clutch of cough-drop children.” -Lush Slummer, 2018

“I wish I owned a 24x48 inch framed picture of courage the cowardly dog smoking weed” -AutismSpeaks, 2018

“Eat brotein’s ♥♥♥♥” -PaigePines, 2018

“I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ an amputee girl in ass with lemon flavoured lube, I am a gamer” -Eigengrau, 2018

“Lobbing plates at the ground was a bad idea because I just stepped on a shard of porcelain” -Gordon, 2018

“I am 19, when he asked me to be his retarded deaf girlfriend, too old was the response I think” -PaigePines, 2018

“Hey Tanksy, your credibility as a brain owner started from when you adamantly defended the claim that canines do not contain an internal combustion engine” -Eigengrau, 2018

“I promise to give brotein a 10% of my ♥♥♥♥♥ incomings if I bool this american ♥♥♥♥♥ right, she isn’t buying me lamborghini soon” -Skull, 2019

"The girl I was talking to on Tinder gave me her snap and immediately sent me a nude so I zoomed in on the TV in the background and was like 'why are you watching paw patrol, you said you had no kids' and she immediately blocked me." -GlutenFree♥♥♥♥♥, 2019

"I'm going to blow up this courtroom and every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in it WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ CALLS PEOPLE IN FOR JURY DUTY ON A FRIDAY" -JuicyJew, 2019

“On the opposite side of the spectrum whygena pulls my devil trigger” -Civil Renegade, 2019

“Industry secret that RockBand mics are better than most $100+ mics” -Djengler, 2020

“French Foreign Legion makes you cut your hair so you can murder people in Mali and Madagascar better” -SmegmaSippyCup, 2020

"You were pretty entertaining when you destroyed your door and the pyramid of beercans you worked 4 years to build" -Gordon, 2020

“Just because you live in New York, you think you’re in one of those gay ass musicals where everyone dies of AIDS?” -Purp, 2020

"I like blue hair dye, it reminds me of the stories my grandpa told me from when he was in the navy and watched most of his friends drown and die because of a japanese suicide pilot during world war 2. Real nostalgic" -biggusdickus, 2021

"I am currently vaxmaxxing, 6th dose tomorrow" -Zinc, 2021

"I think that we can end mass shootings with Universal Basic ♥♥♥♥♥." -squackz, 2021

"I make women feel things they ain't ever felt before, they praise for that ♥♥♥♥" -GERBIS69, 2021

"It's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ benzos man; I'm undestructible" -Skull, 2021 (R.I.P.)