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Recent reviews by BrothaJuice

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10.5 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
very fun game have over 500 hours on xbox and ps good game!
Posted March 2.
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37.8 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
remove the sped drones where its not 100 once u shoot one time
Posted December 4, 2025.
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13.4 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
top 5 games this year!
Posted September 16, 2025.
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12.5 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
I like game fun game
Posted September 7, 2025.
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13.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I Have PTSD From This Game – Avoid at All Costs

I don’t even know where to start. Neighbors: Suburban Warfare is less of a game and more of a suburban fever dream dipped in rage and regret. What was supposed to be a fun, quirky multiplayer experience turned into an all-out psychological assault.

First match? I spawned and got egged within three seconds. No exaggeration—some gremlin of a player with a milkman skin hit me with a precision egg strike like he was born in a chicken coop. That set the tone. I went 2-29. TWO AND TWENTY-NINE. You know how hard it is to psychologically recover from that kind of stat line? My self-esteem is currently under HOA investigation.

But it gets worse.

Mid-match, I hear this weird creaking noise. Suddenly—wham—I’m teleported across the entire map and sucked into a bear trap someone placed under a decorative gnome. A GNOME. There’s no warning system. No defense. Just instant pain and a neighbor laughing while mowing his lawn like a serial killer.

Balance? Doesn’t exist. I swear some of these players are on HOA payroll because they have unlimited paintball ammo, and somehow I was stuck with a slingshot that misfires every third shot like it’s powered by wishful thinking.

The map design is just as cursed. Backyard barbecue zones with random grill explosions. Trampoline parks that launch you into sniping range of campers dressed like raccoons. And don’t even get me started on the doorbell traps—one ring and your screen goes full fish-eye lens like you’re in a low-budget horror movie.

I’m convinced this game was designed as a social experiment to see how long it takes for someone to lose faith in humanity.

Final verdict?
⭐ 1/5 – And the one star is for the fact I can still uninstall it.

Save yourself. Suburbia is not safe.


Posted April 20, 2025.
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25.6 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
very fun game
Posted February 6, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
22.4 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
e daters
Posted January 27, 2025.
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60.5 hrs on record (23.2 hrs at review time)
watch zany
Posted January 1, 2025.
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8.6 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
very fun met new friend and shot him when a monster comes
Posted December 10, 2024.
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713.7 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
very good nefr solis into the ground again
Posted November 24, 2024.
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