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sl1ce Jun 17, 2020 @ 3:26am 
I'll say it right now. I'll kiss my homies good night without thinking twice. I'm a homiesexual for life.
sl1ce Mar 14, 2020 @ 4:45pm 
Haha sorry for the stalking but you said stalkers welcome! I was just looking at your profile and you're a real cutiepop! I was wondering if you'd like to chat some time? I just wanted to know if you like kissing boys?
sl1ce Mar 14, 2018 @ 1:44pm 
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new ♥♥♥♥♥♥! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.

INSTALL YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You should install your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field ♥♥♥♥♥♥s work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many ♥♥♥♥♥♥s start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House ♥♥♥♥♥♥s work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can also be given a name
Skeet Oct 11, 2017 @ 2:00pm 
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Skeet Oct 8, 2017 @ 8:48am 
wow wat a thicc pp
sl1ce Sep 7, 2017 @ 4:33pm 
✋..hol' up..✋are there people 👫who actually think 🤔💭💭sucking 😏♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬

1. you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗
2. you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩
3. being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅

eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅‍♂️is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone.

spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.

all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it
yes Aug 12, 2017 @ 7:16pm 
Brunnich Aug 7 @ 10:02pm
phahaa nice vac you and your butt buddy like i said along time ago. ♥♥♥.
USEC Aug 12, 2017 @ 7:03pm 
You're one sick ♥♥♥♥. I'd never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick ♥♥♥♥ slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the ♥♥♥ more than her throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, ♥♥♥♥ poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal ♥♥♥♥♥, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with ♥♥♥
styma Jun 16, 2017 @ 11:58am 
V
diggy May 31, 2017 @ 6:31pm 
You about gayer than aids
Brunnich May 28, 2017 @ 7:49pm 
burger
diggy May 28, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
cheese
diggy May 28, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
double
diggy May 28, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
that
diggy May 28, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
yoself
diggy May 28, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
get
diggy May 21, 2017 @ 1:20pm 
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diggy May 21, 2017 @ 8:51am 

Not Recommended
3.6 hrs on record
Pretty dope, the player base is so small i personally know all the players
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Pretty dope, Crashed into van with jeep going -13 mph. Me died. I had like 12 years of loot. Saltly was I.
69/12 would crash into van going -13 mph and die then cry for 9 years.
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sl1ce Apr 25, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
Would you rather have ur dog walk in and find you have having sex with ur dad, or ur dad walk in on you having sex with ur dog?
Shlomo Sheckelstein Mar 1, 2017 @ 5:56pm 
♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks ass at the game and pays for carries admited it in game after he told us he gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by his dad :/
sl1ce Feb 15, 2017 @ 5:56pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting on your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart on my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk on discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
Ghost Jan 29, 2017 @ 12:56pm 
imagine having sex witha ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ widening and narrowing for no reason
sl1ce Jan 20, 2017 @ 4:57pm 
-rep A clear weeaboo stinky ♥♥♥♥♥♥jew and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuck may be a pedophile idk
diggy Jan 17, 2017 @ 10:39am 
You're one sick ♥♥♥♥. I'd never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick ♥♥♥♥ slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the ♥♥♥ more than her throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, ♥♥♥♥ poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal ♥♥♥♥♥, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with ♥♥♥
sl1ce Jan 17, 2017 @ 10:39am 
You're one sick ♥♥♥♥. I'd never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick ♥♥♥♥ slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the ♥♥♥ more than her throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, ♥♥♥♥ poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal ♥♥♥♥♥, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with ♥♥♥
sl1ce Jan 9, 2017 @ 1:40pm 
this kid has cerebral palsy, and he is definitely not the brightest bulb. go easy on him.
Ecks Jan 8, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
For some reason I had you blocked and I have no idea who you are
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bierkasten Dec 31, 2016 @ 4:43am 
+REP PEACE BE WITH US AMEN