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Recent reviews by Crusader King

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61.8 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Game of the year
Posted May 4, 2025.
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0.1 hrs on record
The game begins with Mr Gertrude Slater walking up to some rags surrounded by poorly animated policeman.
A year later he is drinking booze and smoking because he is a macho man with a serious face and 2 frames of expression, while watching someone hired on Fiverr narrate something about a new drug sweeping the country, or his apartment. I wasn't really listening.
Then the fun begins! By fun I mean the game crashed so I played a hentai game about a sentient raccoon poo trying to find her lost high-school teacher in a demon's lair that was made of penises.
Posted February 17, 2023.
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209.0 hrs on record (196.1 hrs at review time)
Like releasing a car with no brakes or lights and then expecting you to drive down a dark road blindfolded and enjoy the experience. Also the car has to have maintenance twice a day.
Posted November 24, 2021.
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170.0 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
lol wat
Posted March 30, 2020.
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10 people found this review helpful
16.3 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Will not be buying any future releases.
Posted January 30, 2019.
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0.1 hrs on record
Can't keep your finger on the previous page in this version but otherwise 10/10!
Posted August 2, 2017.
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28.9 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Streamers ruin everything good in this world.
Posted July 12, 2017. Last edited October 2, 2017.
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