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7 people found this review helpful
84.3 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
Gameplay is good, but they're starting to add the neon fluorescent cosmetics again.

Please DICE, I don't want to get killed by Santa wielding a glowing Destiny 2 gun. I want to get killed by a multicam-clad twink like the Lord intended.
Posted October 23, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
270.3 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Very fun. The game has a lot of content and feels complete, a rare thing in 2024.
Posted February 8, 2024.
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36 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
UPDATE: The devs have edited the description, it no longer mentions the AK-74. However, the judge says I can only see my kids on holidays now.

Changing my review to positive.

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Description says it applies to the AK-74 but unless I'm blind, there's no AK-74 skin in the pack.

I spent my child support money on this DLC, the devs owe me $2.99 plus several thousand dollars in legal fees.
Posted October 24, 2023. Last edited October 25, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Not very good.

Buy it in a couple years after Starbreeze has gone bankrupt a few more times.
Posted October 8, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Ok they released it on Mac, all the angry Mac users are going to change their reviews to positive now right?
Posted April 4, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
161.5 hrs on record (161.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not mad about the censorship, mad because they've never managed to make the AI serviceable.
Posted May 23, 2022. Last edited July 18, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
27.6 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
The game is very fun and enjoyable yes. But you're going to need to remove your shift key. You will not be needing it.

It's also really cool because in this game I'm allowed to kill any animal I want and the Fish and Wildlife Service is unable to do anything about it and can only watch helplessly as I vaporize yet another endangered species of bunny rabbit with my .45-70.

I am being federally indicted for numerous counts of poaching and various other violations of wildlife protection law under the Lacey Act of 1900. I face charges including but not limited to a year+ in federal prison, as well as a fine of over $5,000, in addition to over $99,000 in restitution, as well as a number of community service hours to be determined by a jury at a later date. The additional charges of falsifying hunting and fishing licenses can and will also result in further fines.


Also one time I shot a bear in the heart and it went pgpffffggthhh and the game gave me an achievement.
Posted December 22, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Game's dead on arrival. Re-arrival I guess since it promptly died the last time it got released too.
Posted November 28, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
248.4 hrs on record (126.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Update came out, update seems good. Changed the review to positive.

"Very fun game to play with friends. Building bases, exploring, doing bosses, it's all very engaging and has a Terraria-but-3D-like feel to it. However, unlike Terraria, you run out of things to do pretty quickly and the devs have been extremely slow to release updates and are very uncommunicative in general. There are no shortage of people willing to defend the game because "it's early access" and "the dev team is small", but the devs have had every opportunity to find something productive to do with the staggering amount of money they made off this game when it first blew up. Unfortunately, it seems like whatever they're using that money for, it doesn't seem to involve reinvesting it into the game. I hope they prove me wrong though, the game could be amazing.

Will probably change the review to positive when a new good update comes out."
Posted August 7, 2021. Last edited September 17, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
10.7 hrs on record
Quality of weapon manipulation ASMR - 10/10
Likelihood of encountering aimbotting Taiwanese 8 year old - 10/10
Quality of game - 2/10
Posted April 25, 2021.
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