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3 people found this review helpful
70.8 hrs on record (62.1 hrs at review time)
You bonkin, bro?

Good:
Hoard games are good!
Loot is good!
Tons of items!
Tons of characters and skins!

Bad:
Needs more level and enemy variety.
Where the heck is that one powerup I need...

If you like Vampire Survivors, just buy it, then get over those skill issues.
Posted November 24, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
74.8 hrs on record (58.5 hrs at review time)
A great way to waste 20 minutes!
Posted November 29, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Overall, I enjoyed it. I definitely recommend it for Rocky Horror fans. I can't say I'd recommend it if you're not. It's going to be an average, but very short platformer with a very weird story.

Pros:
Rocky Horror!

Excellent humor - Great NES references thrown in. There were moments where I had to stop to catch my breath because I was laughing so hard.

The platforming is fun and challenging - Brad is the only character who can take more than one hit, losing his clothing a la Arthur in Ghosts 'n Goblins. The rest of the game, you get hit, you die immediately.

The music - An excellent take on the Rocky Horror soundtracks, though the instrument choices are a little too "farty" sounding a times. I was still dancing in my chair, reciting lyrics and call backs as I played.


Cons:
Very repetitive - Levels are repeated multiple times with each character in increasing degrees of difficulty. While well done, I was a little disappointed. Feels like there could have been more.

There's only 3 regular enemies to the game. A screaming skull, a floating brain, and a... zombie/skeleton maid thing? I had hoped for some Transylvanians or Magenta's sisters?(the hounds). Everything else is spikes, balls, and stage weights Bosses are also repetitive to an extent, they run at you and attack. Only Eddie's fight is really different. Movement patterns for bosses are random and erratic. Also, there were 2 fights where I died as the boss did, and the game continued on to the cut scene.

Unfair deaths - There's a handful of spots where I would consider the deaths to be unfair, "I wanna be the guy" style. Namely platforms that fall, but look exactly like other level tiles, so you have no idea until it happens. Also objects falling down from off screen. They're easy to avoid once you know they're there, but there's no indication of them until they do.

No church scene - Could have had zombies and skeletons in the graveyard, fought priest Frank in the church by throwing a child sized coffin at him after he got pissed at you for drawing on the church doors. A Torgo/Riff-Raff American Gothic reference! Totally wasted potential!

Extremely short - Only about an hour or so of playtime. You could argue that's not worth the $10 price tag, but it's typically cheaper than going to see the show.

Posted November 7, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Ubisoft killed a perfectly fine game so you have no other choice but to subscribe to this...

Only complaint I don't have is that this version doesn't force you to play at 48k bitrate. It worked fine and immediately with my headphones. That's it...

I will absolutely not be subscribing to this when the previous base game was only $40 new. You don't even get access to the songs or DLC like you did when you upgraded from the original Rocksmith. Go find a copy of 2014 instead, there might still be some out there in the wild.
Posted June 13, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
55.4 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 - Went to collect space junk and an alien face hugged me to death and stole my flashlight...

Pros:
- Spooky, dark hallways! Aliens!
- Super fun with friends!
- Great with mods! There's mods to expand server size. More suit color options. General quality of life changes, like item weights (Why does a flashlight weigh 5lbs?)

If you like collecting junk in dark, spooky derelict hallways, this game is for you! Just make sure you bring friends.

Cons:
- Maps can feel a little repetitive. While maps are entirely randomly generated, with one exception, it's going to be the same set of metal base rooms each time. Occasionally, you'll get a twist and a hallway will be filled with steam that keeps you from seeing. However, the only real map threat that aren't aliens right now is falling down pits.

- Aliens. While alerting an alien is usually an immediately fatal mistake, avoiding them is pretty easy once you know their patterns. Others can straight up be killed. The creepy factor of not knowing where they are only lasts about as long as you don't know what they are. Then it becomes how to deal with them. It'd be nice to see a lot more variety added to their behaviors or just more alien species period.

- Progression. Cosmetic unlocks only last as long as your playthrough. So if you were hoping to put on that pajama suit next mission, think again! Understandably, credits also only last as long as a single playthrough. Once you get airlocked, you're back to square one, and you WILL get airlocked. Thankfully, most of what's available is relatively affordable.
Posted November 21, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
How does someone fail so hard at making an FPS you get both the FIRST PERSON and the SHOOTER parts wrong???

I could load the game and move around, but no matter what I did, I couldn't attack! Looking around was jittery and would actually get stuck at times. There's no keybind options, no config file stored anywhere, so there's literally nothing that I could do to try and fix things.

Can't comment much on the rest of the game, since I couldn't even leave the first room... All I could do was pick up the starting weapons and ammo, open the first door and die.

After looking at the reviews, this game reeks of a scam. Stay far away!
Posted January 17, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
5
1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is not fun. It's a joke at best, a scam at worst.

It's s so punishingly hard, even on the easiest setting, that after playing 8 rounds over the course of an hour, I have yet to earn any experience, any money to buy things, or make any discernible progress. I have identified ZERO ghosts! In fact, I've steadily lost reputation with the "factions" that you take missions with every single time I've died. That's right, after an HOUR of gameplay I've made negative progress! Any time I start to make a little headway, the ghost's aggression level amps up to 11 and I end up telefragged when it spawns inside of me and kills me in 2 hits!

It's also not scary. It can't possibly be, not when half the time the ghost is gurgling and doing awkward yoga in front of you and playing with blocks and rest of the time it's bee lining straight for you!

The item selection control scheme is terrible. Either memorize the dozen hot keys or try to navigate the tool wheel that only operates via mouse wheel. Want to pull out your gun? Got to scroll to it first! That's real fun when the ghost is spawning 2 feet away from you!

I really wanted to like this game. I'm disappointed to say that I can't.

Save your money, go play Phas or Ghost Exile...
Posted December 27, 2022. Last edited December 28, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.9 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you're familiar with Phasmophobia this is pretty much a clone. However, you have a second phase where you actually exorcise the ghost.

Pros:
More ghost games!
Decent scares
Excellent ambient environments
Slightly different haunting mechanics than Phas

Cons:
Sometimes evidence just doesn't show up
Repeating exorcism events can be tedious
Frequent translation errors, including during voice activated mechanics. Makes finding evidence through voice recorder and exorcism events a little awkward
Posted November 22, 2022.
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0.8 hrs on record
If you are expecting an Armored Core experience... this isn't it.

Yes, It has giant robots.
Yes, it has customization.
However, the game itself is boring. There's no challenge to it at all. The story is ripped right out of an Armored Core game. Self-replicating AI drones have run amok on Mars, but things may not be what they seem... You get exposition before each mission in the form of a Star Wars crawl written by a 6th grader.

There really isn't any difference between weapons except firing speed. All enemies I've encountered so far are destroyed in a hit or two, regardless of the weapon. Enemies spawn in immediately wherever you are. They just blink into existence. Equip machine guns and just spray an area until everything is dead while the CO drones on and on and your AI squad mates occasionally shout out exclamations like "YATTA!"

After the first two missions, I was suddenly thrust into a Dynasty Warriors game rather than an Armored Core game. Capture points, wipe out the same couple enemy types. That's pretty much it. Also, there's an occasional boss that takes a second or two to destroy. If I took damage during the missions I played, I'd be surprised. It certainly was never enough to be concerned that I'd fail the mission.

Maps range range from very small to large enough that enemies don't render, which makes missions annoying when you're supposed to destroy them all and your radar doesn't show them because that is also distance based.

The crafting system is boring. Earn development credits during missions to unlock and upgrade body parts. No parts to shop for, once they're unlocked, they're unlocked. Differences between parts seemed negligible enough that I'd say just pick what you think looks cool. There's no weight or power limits when it comes to equipping things.

The music is awful. The same boring electronica tracks used ad nauseum, just like Armored Core, so there's at least that! Dialogue is entirely in Japanese, with subtitles confusingly popping up in the upper right hand corner. Not that it really matters, most of it is your CO shouting that your shields and ammo have refilled. Subtitles are absent from the cutscenes, so unless you're fluent in Japanese, you pretty much just have to guess what's going on. Again, not that it matters, because it's usually a boss that you're going to kill a second later anyway.

Find another mecha game to play while you're waiting for From Software to wake up and make a new AC game. This doesn't scratch the itch at all.
Posted September 21, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
482.6 hrs on record (197.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's Phasmophobia. Unless you've been living under a rock, you should be familiar with it!
If you have been living under a rock, this is the best ghost hunting experience you can have in any gaming platform to date. Randomized ghosts, a whole collection of relatively accurate ghost hunting equipment. Many hunting locations, with more planned and in the works. A dedicated developer who loves what they're making, listens to the fans, and has consistently delivered a solid experience with each new update.

Can't recommend it enough, whether you're a newbie or seasoned horror fan, or even not a horror fan at all, you owe it to yourself to experience this game!
Posted November 26, 2021.
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