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2 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
Man did I want to recommend this, the bones that are here are fantastic - there's just a few too many problems to give it a resounding thumbs up.

The core gameplay is great, with fun synergies to experiment with and the always-fun number-go-up itch scratch for your brain, but there's just not enough. With only two characters, pretty limited numbers of skills per character, and a very limited number of enemies and stages per run (and no endless mode that I can see), along with pretty low difficulty, you'll see everything the game has very quickly.

The slightly wobbly translation is easy to overlook, but it's just not enough really. Doesn't look like there's been any update for quite a few months now, too, so I'm not really all that hopeful that more is coming.

Fun game! Just needs a lot more of the good juice it's packing.
Posted December 20.
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3.6 hrs on record
Pretty flat, even by incrementer standards. Theming doesn't get beyond the baseline you see from the start, upgrades are reasonably uninteresting and samey.
Posted December 6.
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6.7 hrs on record
Yeah! More Katamari! Yeah!

Now with not-interesting multiplayer for some reason!

MORE KATAMARI
Posted November 25.
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30.4 hrs on record
Good for 30 hours or so if you want to get the hundo. Won't destroy your life like Balatro, but does dig nice and deep and tickle the bit of you that liked Breakout.
Posted October 24.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
It's a neat little thing that it feels like doesn't get as weird or twisty as you'd want it to.

The visuals are fun, and the story is heartfelt (though I feel ultimately unsatisfying overall) but the puzzle elements are very light and everything comes to a close very quickly, just under 3 hours really (and I'm not a smart man.) Not to say all games need to be long, but I feel like a good length for a mystery game like this is three times that amount.

Definitely a sale purchase target, or if you're really desperate for a new narrative puzzle game (more on the narrative than the puzzle.)
Posted September 28.
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8.0 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
guess we makin' numbers now
Posted March 13.
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