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Recent reviews by CaptainKrabbyPatty

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1 person found this review helpful
317.9 hrs on record (141.0 hrs at review time)
You can buy a hat for your Co-... Chicken
Posted November 30, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
475.3 hrs on record (244.0 hrs at review time)
I never could understand why people would constantly create characters over and over again in a DND setting without playing through the entire story of their first one... until now. Where's Baldur's Gate? When am I getting there? I'll let you know when I'm past the shadow lands.
Posted November 23, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record
The woman who helped me stop a bombing was still arressted for terrorism 10/10
Posted September 27, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
134.1 hrs on record (94.8 hrs at review time)
If you haven't been as attached to this game as me then you need to definitely check out the grity new survival mode
Posted December 6, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
If you die in the game, you commit Seppuku in real life.
Posted July 23, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
19.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
To be honest I usually load it up to listen to the music. Pretty nice intro music, and the game is pretty fun so far!
Posted June 14, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
12.5 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Went into a bombed school to try and trade for food. Guy saw me take one gear from a non private property box and told me it was his. I ran and jumped him with my fists only to get gunned down. Sent a second man to finish the job and killed the guy in his sleep before also dying from blood loss right after. At this point everyone else was starving or wounded.
Took more stuff from the school as the third guy and I got gunned down running out of the building. The fourth was a girl. Who walked in willing to trade as her frail starving body huddled against the stairs with every step. I climbed in only to be told to get out. I crouched away slowly and they told me to hurry up. I got to the main door before turning around once more to give them my best pair of starvation glazed eyes, but they were tired of my slow ass so they shot me once and I died. GG. Will play again.
Posted November 15, 2014. Last edited November 15, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
19.0 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
BIG BAD DOGE
Posted February 4, 2014. Last edited February 4, 2014.
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