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17.1 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Incredible Roguelite that has controls like your typical MOBA, very fast paced and engaging, so far pretty impressed. Will see if there is lots of build variety/replayability/etc
Posted January 5.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Extremely complex grand strategy game, if you like sci-fi like the expanse you'll probably enjoy this geopolitical simulation of an alien invasion.
Posted January 2.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Very good sequel to AG racing(Wipeout), haven't played much but it feels way more polished than redout 1, def worth the price tag. Controls are smooth as butter.
Posted December 19, 2025.
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124.5 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
Grape! Grape!

Honestly this is the perfect mix of PvE and PvP, the AI pose enough of a threat to incentivize(?) teaming up with other teams/solos. The progression is grindy and rng based but not to the levels of EFT. You can run free loadouts anytime which is a super incentive to never go "naked". The missions give general hints as to what you need to do without holding your hand too much.
This feels so far like a perfectly balanced extraction shooter. The map modifiers are plenty for the 4 maps we have so far. They have plenty of places to loot, tons of enemies and extracts and secrets! Can honestly see myself playing this for years to come!
Posted October 30, 2025. Last edited October 31, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
74.2 hrs on record (68.8 hrs at review time)
Unless DICE pull a major 180 on the game, this serie will become yet another bland fps that is catering to streamers and COD players.

All the maps are too small, some are not even available for the main modes that define BF(conquest/escalation). DICE announced that weapon and soldier skins would stay grounded but the release of the first Battlepass(wtf) proved that was a lie with fluorescent soldiers coming right out of the gate. The selection of weapons in the base game is very limited compared to previous entries(only 4 pistols LOL). The factions are unimaginative : NATO vs Evil PMC, they use the exact same vehicles, no nation specific weapons or vehicles.

The BR mode that was just released features more destruction(which we want) will base game maps have tons of indestructible buildings and walls WTF? Seems like leaving negative reviews might be the last possible way to be heard as well as not buying their bloody MTX's.
Posted October 29, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This could be a great game, kind of war thunder coop game. However performance right now is (okay after a possible hotfix before there was heavy stuttering and was abysmal), voice acting(AI?) as others have mentioned is atrocious, destruction effects really need work to be immersive. I hope the ongoing development fixes these issues because I could see myself sinking hours into such a ww2 tank sim. I also hope that we get a realism mode similar to GOH because it feels arcadey atm.
Posted September 19, 2025. Last edited September 20, 2025.
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168.6 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
A one of a kind strategy game, soundtracks go hard, animations/graphical style/roguelite progression/difficulty are all top notch. Hard recommend to anyone with a knack for strategy. The settings is also very engaging with just one cinematic at the start plunging you into this universe.
Posted July 21, 2025.
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6.7 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Awesome RTS, recently started playing as when I bought it, it was still in EA, it's safe to say the waiting time was worth it and can't wait for the Dev's next iteration of the game which will have many more features. Game is very polished and has good replayability with the online faction conquest. It seems there is still activity in that mode, not sure about VS mode but there is a discord with tons of people in it. Also because of the sitting down style of play, no motion sickness at all.
Posted May 21, 2025.
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123.3 hrs on record (108.7 hrs at review time)
The ??? installment in the franchise so far, albeit performance needs some serious improvement. It runs around 60 fps on 1440p for with dlss standard so it doesn't look too blurry but fast travel does make texture pop-in appear for a second on arrival. The oilwell basin runs like absolute hot garbage. Gameplay is veryfluid and de-clunkified from previous games but this brings the difficulty downwards so much. New monsters are absolutely amazing as well soundtracks. New mechanics are fun if not a bit OP but this is hard to evaluate as someone who can abuse said mechanics from thousands of hours in the franchise even probably newcomers will feel like they are clubbing seals. The story is pretty interesting compared to previous games, which had no story at all, here there are some epic moments which keep you hooked in(see the end of chapter 3... good lord this sent chills down everyone's spine). Wait for a sale or serious improvements, end game is lacking and devoid of any meaningful grind.
Posted March 4, 2025. Last edited August 13, 2025.
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182.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Jesus christ be praised II
Posted February 4, 2025.
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