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227.7 hrs on record (86.7 hrs at review time)
Be afraid. Farm wheat.
Posted November 30, 2025.
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2.4 hrs on record
Buggy games, It glitched and I was stuck on a mini-game while everyone else was back on the map. This made it so I couldn't move on. I was 3rd place on round 24 out of 25, and this made it so I had to close the game.
Posted May 17, 2025.
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0.8 hrs on record
Get Doom 2016 or Doom Eternal.
Gameplay feels stiff and grounded, wall jumping felt like a locked in animation rather than a fluid motion for movement. Gunplay was bland and visuals are quite disappointing.
I run the game 4k on max setting, 60 fps, and it doesn't look very appealing. Some of the animations felt goofy and lazy.

Would not recommend, unless you are simply desperate for more doom content.
Posted May 15, 2025.
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129.6 hrs on record (96.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
96 hours came fast. I have a lot of fun with this game. The games loot system is really fun and feels rewarding. There's a whole economy in the game for trading, and whenever I see that in a game I know it'll stick around for a while.
I got this game and I immediately fell in love with most of the mechanics of the game (I dont like zombie breath cuz it hangs around way too long, and mummy spiders are really uninteresting to fight and are just in the game to get under you feet like a chihuahua at a BBQ).

Negative OPINIONS:
- The classes aren't balanced, some are not an option for new players due to how much skill they take to be decent at.
- There are no tutorials in the game at all, and you are left to scour the internet for information that should be in the game.
- All it takes to smurf on people is taking your gear off, the gearscore lobby system isn't effective (A level 20 character has 4 perks vs a level 1 character's 1 perk. Not to mention skill should be a factor in what lobby you get in.)

My SUGGESTIONS:

-Make a set of optional tutorials that will show new people how to set their base gear, set perks and skills, set spells, equip gear, use the shop system, and more.

-You already have HR lobbies, so why not low risk lobbies that don't drop any loot, and you don't drop your gear on death. Basically just practice servers where you can try all that gear on and really learn how to play certain builds properly, without the constant fear of a smurf character steam rolling you like you're just dog poo on the sidewalk.

-Arena mode? Hardcore PVP, put on your best equipment and fight against players with the same or similar gear score (no 6gs vs 300gs because the 6gs is packing worthless loot, this would be unfair to the 300gs who is risking blue and purple gear). Winner gets a prize and can take the dead player's gear.

Would I recommend this game as is? Maybe. But I would warn, "This game gives you no hand in learning the mechanics at all. You are left to learn by dozens of hours of frustrating trial and error, or by going online and studying this game so you can avoid stupid deaths. But even after you conquer the mechanics and the rhythm of the NPC's, there are players that will be hundreds of hours into the game and you can't do anything about it. The gear score system ensures smurfs in your lobbies. Some classes aren't viable in PVP unless you spend hours studying their kit and learning from gameplay of pro players. You can have a lot of fun and really enjoy this game, or you can die every dungeon you go into for 30 hours because you didn't change your base gear and you kept going into dungeons without shoes, shirt, gloves, or heals. It's entirely up to the player to figure out how this game works."
Posted July 15, 2024. Last edited July 15, 2024.
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41.7 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
9.999999999/10
- 0.000000001 points because of the rip and tear joke
Posted May 14, 2020.
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