I once had cancer and I preferred that time in my life over the time period that I played this game.

What's the difference between this game and a bucket of ♥♥♥♥?

The Bucket.

Quite literally unplayable.

Also, the spider did not live up to the hype that was generated within this reviews section.

Pretty dank game tbh, thought it would be ♥♥♥♥, but it turns out that it is 'the ♥♥♥♥'