💥 TRENDING: Id/Cdshade - Full Gallery 2025

Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady scented body wash... and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

You know, I never realized how good of a friend you were... Until you were gone. It's been hard grasping with reality since you left, nothing ever feels complete anymore. I wish i could go back to that day, our last day together, and have it last for all eternity. Goodbye.

as the days pass by, i miss you more and more, i want to go back to the days of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a pumpkin and straw, i love you, and most importantly i miss you. please tomomrow, just once i want you to kiss me one last time. please bring a golf club and a watermelon for my gaped anus and sex.

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