I recommend Jeff and only Jeff. I don't care about nothing else but Jeff. My friends shun me cause I play Jeff the community chases me down with pitch forks cause I play Jeff. Jeff is just a misunderstood land shark that wants to be loved and it's just something about how he looks at people that make them want to bully him. Stop bullying Jeff and get some help thanks for coming to my Jeff talk.

So when I tell you I liked the heavy class and all the light runners always were ahead of me or taunting me with their spider-man like skills to kill me all the time I was inconsolable. Again and again I died as their need for speed self flew around buildings, leaping through buildings. But when I discovered I could use a sledgehammer and charge through a building to kill someone in pure spite for acting like a mosquito cause they weight less than me my inner deranged self picked up the hammer and smashed through every single building regardless if a man woman or child lived in there.

10/10 They won't pick on the fat kid no more.

As a new player that was convinced to play this game by friends it was chill. I made my character, followed some quest, leveled a few times, all was right with the world "UNTIL" I was fighting a deer and a plant had spawned right on top of me. So what do I do? I end up harvesting the plant mid fight. So why would this be a big issue? Why am I distraught about harvesting a plant mid fight. Well my curious reader the problem was it was cotton. Well what is wrong with that? My character is black! My character will never be able to face their ancestors in death. I was staring at the screen in shock and horror that cotton had even popped up on the screen before calmly turning the game off while oprah's all my life I had to fight quote played in the back of my mind.

Still remember I named myself Mufasa and some clown called bob was on my case about being a serial killer. I told that clown I was a sheriff and who the actually SK was. The next night I was Shot by Maf, Shot Vig, Stabbed by SK, Blocked by an escort then memed on by a death note which i quote said "Long Live The King"

10/10 would have gruesome death again.

I AM THE TANK! I AM PROUD OF MY TANKAGE LIKE THE TANKS BEFORE ME THE STARS ALIGNED AND BESTOWED ME A SHIELD MADE BY AMAZON PRIME! I GRIP MY SHIELD LIKE I WOULD GRIT MY TEETH WHEN THE ARROWS FLY LIKE AN EAGLE AND CAST A SHADOW AMONG MY MASS FORM LIKE AN ECLIPSE AS I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS I AM THE TANK I WILL NEVER FALTER I WILL NEVER YIELD AS MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ARMS FALL AROUND ME! I HOLD! THE CANNONS CAST LIKE METEORS FLAMING HOT SLAM INTO ME, BUT I WILL NOT FALTER! A SPEARMAN JUMP KICKS INTO MY SHIELD, BUT I WILL NOT YIELD! THE FIRE MAGE CAST HOT BURNING FLAMES ON MY FEET, BUT I WILL NOT MOVE! THE AXEWIELDING HEATHEN USING THE FORCE WILL NEVER SWAY ME! THE WILDEYE HAMMER SWINGER WILL PUSH ME, BUT I WILL PUSH BACK AS I YELL I AM THE TANK! AS THE HEAVENS SIMS 6.0 MEDIEVAL EDITION SINGING HEALER YELLS SALTY, OR DIMMYJA, OR BEASTMODE PUMPING LIFE BACK INTO MY BODY. I REMEMBER THE TURTLE, IT WAS A PROUD TURTLE AS I AM A PROUD TANK THE ONLY THING PROTECTING ME IS THE VERY THING I HOLD JUST LIKE THE VERY THING IT HOLDS ON IT'S BACK A SHIELD. IN A SERVER WHERE BEGGARS BEG FOR RUM AND IS TOLD THERE IS NO RUM BEGGAR WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT FOR RUM WE FIGHT FOR LAND FOR DRUNKS! I AM THE TANK, I AM THE TANK, I AM THE TANK PROUD AND STRONG UNENDING, UNYIELDING, TANK I REMEMBER THAT LAD I MET CALLED TOMAS THE TANK ENGINE SCREAMING I TANK I CAN I WONDER IF HE IS STILL TANKING NOW...AND I DREAM WE CAN TANK TOGETHER ONE DAY - I AM THE TANK 10/10 tankage -ME WHEN I WAS A YOUNG TANK

AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION NEW WORLD DON'T GIVE SEVEN SHAKES ABOUT TANKS. THEY HAVE KILLED OUR PEOPLE AND WE HAVE FLED FOR SAFE HAVEN FROM THE ABUSE OF OUR COMMUNITY AND THE ABUSE OF THE GAME ITSELF. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR TANKS ONLY SORROW AS THE GAME CONTINUES TO SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL ALONG WITH IT'S ENDLESS PROBLEMS AND CONTINUOUS FAILURE TO FIX THEM ONLY MAKING THEM WORST. IT WAS FUN WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT NOW...I WILL TAKE MY SHIELD AND ROAM THE REALM OF MEN. HOWEVER NO MATTER WHAT I AM THE TANK o7. 10/10 TANKING IT ELSEWHERE.

Things I could agree with my friend while playing this game were: Agreement on getting divorce, lowkey susing the book to be a evil villain, how well put together the game is and the amount of what does this thing over here do > omg this thing actual did something this is wonderful happy seal clap. What we struggled with: Accidental/ on purpose sabotage, screaming, and laughing. 10/10 would play again with new divorcee virtual spouse.