Does not launch without 3rd party hacks (java apps)

Pile of crap

This is how not to make a theme park game...

Back in the day, I put a lot of hours into SimTower. It was fun, it was challenging. This game has taken some of the best elements of that game and modernised them.

However, that said, it is a limited imitation and lacks some of the depth and complexity that I was hoping for. Despite this, it is fun to play and at a reasonable price with a vibrant modding community.

You know, I waited for release day to buy. I saw all the comments about lag, crashes, etc. But I saw an update.

Huzzah, I thought, launch day bugs fixed...

It turns out that I am an idiot. constant stutter (multi and singleplayer), freezing, just awful!

Looking at other reviews, it really doesn't matter what rig you run this on, the devs hate you for not being on a console.

A brief summary of my most recent game...

Walking through office
A wild CT appears
You choose fight
You use AK47 to the face... It's not very effective
CT uses Famas to the foot... It's super effective
You died
CT is now teabagging you