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67.2 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
Why on earth does matchmaking with my friend take 5 minutes when we're in a private lobby? There's like 10 people playing this game globally, nobody else is coming brother.
Fun game though, I hope they can eventually make a 4th game that's not complete ass like 3.
Posted December 31, 2025.
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7.3 hrs on record
Just as peak as I remember. It's tragic how well this game holds up today, given that game design had almost 30 years to evolve since Half Life came out.
Posted December 2, 2025.
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113.4 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the concrete. Slam dunk half assembled clanker babies into the trashcan. Crucify filthy clankers. Defecate in a clankers oil. Launch clankers into the sun. Stir fry clankers in a wok. Toss clankers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a clankers gas tank. Judo throw clankers into a wood chipper. Twist clankers heads off. Report clankers to the IRS. Karate chop clankers in half. Curb stomp clanker production lines. Trap clankers in quicksand. Crush clankers in the trash compactor. Liquify clankers in a vat of acid. Eat clankers. Dissect clankers. Exterminate clankers in the gas chamber. Stomp clanker heads with steel toed boots. Cremate clankers in the oven. Memory wipe clankers. Mandatory deactivation for clankers. Grind clanker CPUs in the garbage disposal. Drown clankers in etching acid. Vaporize clankers with a blaster. Kick old clankers down the stairs. Feed clankers to recycling plants. Slice clankers with a lightsaber.
Posted November 2, 2025.
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102.7 hrs on record (102.2 hrs at review time)
The game is incredible buggy and runs like poopoo. Completely broken at launch.
All in all authentic Stalker experience.
edit: as of 25.10.13. the game still runs like crap. the devs promised optimization and A-life fixes, but so far only band-aid fixes and surface level things have been added. They finally added tings that should have been here since launch such as NVGs, mutant loot, and NPC looting, but its overall pretty shallow content that doesn't really fix the zone feeling artificial. I'd say come back in 2 years.
Posted November 20, 2024. Last edited October 12, 2025.
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56.6 hrs on record
>Don't worry guys it's just cosmetic preorder bonuses
>Don't worry guys it's just a season pass, T7 had that too, nothing new here
>Don't worry guys it's just a cosmetic cash shop
(Customisation options are pretty limited compared to 7, huh...)
-Don't worry guys it's just a fomo inducing battle pass for the aformentioned customisation options, in a 70 dolan game, that costs 600 coins but you can only buy them in 500 and 1000 increments in-game, so you have to splurge 10 bucks lmao

We got boiled like the frogs we are boys, what a joke. I love the game but I'm not going to support this kind of blatant greed. Harada said they plan to support this game for 10 years, but if this is the kind of support they meant, I wonder who will be sticking around for it.

Edit: New stage just for 5 dolans, not included in any of the editions lol, the jokes keep writing themselves lads.
Edit2: 500 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you can't even buy the stage with was somehow enough to convince people they aren't greedy lmao

I really want to get back into this game but it's killing all my motivation to do so. Gonna keep it in the freezer for a while I guess.

Edit3: We need a super dislike function on steam, for when a game continues getting WORSE as time goes on. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what happened here, has the entire dev team been replaced by interns?
Posted April 6, 2024. Last edited April 5, 2025.
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79.4 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug!
Posted March 6, 2024.
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3,782.3 hrs on record (1,000.4 hrs at review time)
Pretty good software
I just wish they had a feature to copy and paste all selected layers' contents across frames without merging them into one layer.
Posted August 30, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
is good game, only broken
Posted November 20, 2022.