💦 FULL SET: Id/Chieff - Uncensored 2025

DCS Casual - Squadron 304th VFS (FastEagle 1-1)

(F18 / F14B / A10c / Harrier / Viggen / F15E / Apache / Mi8 / Mi24)

Training for my Open Water Scuba diving course 🙏





"Didnt want your ass kicked, you shouldnt have stuck it out so far!"

"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman - rise and... shine.
Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has... come again.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
So, wake up, Mister Freeman... wake up and... smell the ashes."

"I've Taken a Greeeeeeeeeeivous Woooound!"

"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

"Sir. Permission to leave the station, To give the Covenant back their bomb."

"Because of you, Arbiter, my kids can't get enough gas! Or nipple! How does that make you feeeeel?!"

“Password please.” “You gotta be kidding me! What password?” “The password so we don't open the door for Brutes.” “Do I sound like a brute to you?” “Well, you could be held prisoner by the Brutes” “If I was held prisoner by Brutes and knew the password, then the Brutes could just force me to tell you the password and you'd open the door for them.” “Okay, well now I'm definitely not gonna open the door.” “But we need ammo!” “Well why don't you go ask your Brute buddies, then?”

"When I joined the corps we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks, we had two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon. and we had to share the rock!"

Uh... let's see. Our colonies are blown to hell, the Covenant have found earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with serious friendly fire issues. Ah, I'm great!

"Usually the goood Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing dee-vine intervention!, If God is love, then you can call me cupid"

"Thanks for the tank, He never gets me anything"
"Oh I know what the ladies like"

"We all ran the simulations. There tough but ain't invincible. Stick with the master chief He'll know what to do."

"Yes, i have one blue eye and one green eye!, can we get on with it?"

"Thank you, OHH its still warm"

"Me suck lot less if have good gun, you know"