20
Products
reviewed
275
Products
in account

Recent reviews by ChimneyCake

< 1  2 >
Showing 1-10 of 20 entries
1 person found this review helpful
23.6 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
I wish I could experience this game for the first time again
Posted February 28.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
1,072.3 hrs on record (97.6 hrs at review time)
It is a cat. It taps on your screen. It is cute.
Posted April 28, 2025.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
You have to dig a hole in your backyard.
Posted April 19, 2025.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
427.7 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
Best save scumming simulator ever. 11/10
Posted August 28, 2023. Last edited November 26, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
15 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record
You can hit nails with your hammer in the workshop.
Posted October 5, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
1,808.1 hrs on record (659.1 hrs at review time)
The game is fun, but the ways the devs and ea treats it and players is unacceptable.
The servers are broken, the game is bug ridden and constantly crashing for a lot of players. Innocent players get banned just because of a bug or just typing gg too many times in the chat, while smurfs and cheaters lurk in both casual and in ranked games.
Matchmaking in pub games is often broken, top 1% players getting matchmade with new players, and although smurfing is a bannable offence no smurf account is ever banned.
Balancing is utter joke, 1 legend (Wattson) is strong just because the devs say it but barely gets played other than for her personality. It is a free to play game, however there are so blatant cashgrabs in the shop that is mind boggling, 10 bucks for a holospray? 18 for 1 skin? Holy crap...
I used to love this game, But the greed will drag it though the gutter.
RIP Apex Legends
Posted October 10, 2021. Last edited July 11, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It feels wonky.
Posted April 1, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
2,881.7 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Moon's haunted.
Posted October 1, 2019.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
61.0 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
Maybe it isn't a strong statement when i say this game is a piece of art.

Pros:
The characters, the events - sometimes the suprenaturals too - feel so real and you know this could happen to you. And who would not rewind time, just to ♥♥♥♥ (not literarly) with his/her bully, or just not saying something huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ etc. . The story has a strong begining, an interesting middle section and a bit confusing yet immersive ending. There are moments when you feel overjoyed and when you can feel your heart shrinking. The graphics is comic like, but dispite that is beautiful, except some character model. The music makes the games atmosphere perfect. I never felt bored when i played the game, like everything had purpose, maybe except that first junkyard scene, but i know what they wanted to achive with that scene even if it doesn't felt like it matters. The choices i made really mattered some point, even if just for a line of dialog, which is amazed me a few times. The events and subjects it brings up made me think not even once.
The voice acting is pretty good, there are few actors who was the voice of multiple characters and i haven't noticed it.

Cons:
The story and "gameplay" is nearly flawless, but the game itself has serious technical issues.
At the beggining i had to dig in the ini files to make the game not to stutter and lag after 20 minutes, and even after that i had to restart the game after 50-60 minutes. At some point of episode 5 i had black screen freezes, i don't know why but it happened not even once. I had to play it in safe mode 800*640, on full low graphics. And i googled it, its not only my pc's issue.

Despite all of the technical issues i loved the game.
It made me laugh and made me cry.
If you like story driven games i strongly reccomend it play it, and it's not only for women.
This game worth the price, maybe even more.
I wish i could rewind time so i can play it for the first time again.
Posted November 26, 2016. Last edited November 26, 2016.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
1,335.1 hrs on record (145.6 hrs at review time)
I played over 100 hours with this game and did only 3 of the main quests. And not even modded. Good job bethesda, good job.
Posted December 9, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2 >
Showing 1-10 of 20 entries