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Recent reviews by BaldieGoose

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0.6 hrs on record
Dull and lacking real gameplay.
Posted November 23, 2025.
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9.3 hrs on record
Game of the year 2024 for me and it's not even close. Constant upgrades and fun!
Posted November 25, 2024.
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1.9 hrs on record
Been cleaning out my backlog and this is the first game in dozens that hooked me. Absolutely awesome, so fun. Reminds me of Nobody Saves the World.
Posted March 22, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
Hidden gem, really fun. I love the puzzly platforming.
Posted March 16, 2024.
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3.1 hrs on record
Very clunky.
Posted March 14, 2024.
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10.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Now that the server issues are fixed, this is a definite recommend. The progression system is great, the missions are varied enough, and the moment to moment gameplay is just super fun. Lots of variety in how you set up your loadout and approach missions. Most fun in a party with friends, but quickplay with randos works pretty well too.
Posted February 19, 2024. Last edited February 25, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
This game is super vanilla and boring and takes way too long to get to anything good. Even the good is meh. The flow mechanic is really bad, and sometimes you just get a fail state because you run somewhere it doesn't want you to but it doesn't tell you where. Just seems overall glitchy and like a PS1 era game. Cringe voice acting too.
Posted November 27, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
It's like Mario Kart if you asked someone who had one game dev class in high school to make it. There are only 2 items you get from blocks, and the tracks are super short. The controls are fine, but a little wonky. I'm not sure why anyone would ever choose to play this game with all the other competent cart racers out there on the market.
Posted July 11, 2023.
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0.3 hrs on record
The AI seems bad or non-existent. Enemies kind of just stand there. I didn't enjoy walking around talking to people as the only quests either. Admittedly I didn't make it very far because it just seemed to easy/vanilla/boring, so YMMV.
Posted July 11, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
Game is pretty trash. Boring watching your squad crawl across the screen, and the repair icon and targeting just doesn't work well at all, I rarely could get it to trigger in the right place with KB&M.
Posted July 11, 2023.
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