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44.1 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its a great games of the malvin studios and dunder humor its susrpsingaly good for people with delicated minds

no good enagh?

i can tell you .. i would kmiill you but i have one more chance for you.

GAME:

horror (not too scary)
Coop (its the great)
Voice chat (It's promixity)
Consquence? (be reckless and its funny)
♥♥♥♥ you

10/10 game
Posted March 4, 2025.
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7.8 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
It's Rocket League Killer
It's Already Killed The Fifa 2024
It's Already Killed CS 2 and Valorant
Overwatch and League was Already Dead...

Hello Slappyball!
It's one of the great of the all time, The Big Trio
Together with Slappyball, Slapshot and Ballslap

WE HAVE TO REALIZE THE POTENTIAL OF THIS GAME.
EVERYONE WILL PLAY THIS IN 2025 AND SO MANY CLONES AND COPYCATS WILL COPY IT... AND FAIL...
EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE THE BEST TIME OF UR LIFE, SLAPPIN DA BALL, YOU SEE SOMEONE EMOTE... AND YOU SEE THE 250 DIFFERENT WAYS TO UTTLIZE THIS MAGNIFICENT FEATURE... I AM THE SPINNING DISCOBALL.. CONNYSPIN... THIS WAS MY ORIGIN STYORYH.. I WAS MADE TOO SPIN THIS GAME... Micheal Jordafn Found a basketball, Conny Found A Emote In Slappyball! OHH MY GOD... I am DROOLING over the EPICNESS OF THIS GAME! EVERYOINE PLAY PLAY PLAY! I CANNOT SAY IT ENOUGH. IT*S ONE OF THE GREATEST. PLEASE SLAPPYBALL STUDIOS! HIRE ME NOW! (i need a job)...
Posted November 10, 2024.
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1.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
wasaadwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i was as goon as last time and jumped to second time the plays... my playrthoguh ended
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so new prlaythrough it was, but what the ♥♥♥♥♥ i will kill everybody in the world do da do da do da do da do da dod aod ado


Connys
pMs
Posted July 3, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
2,084.9 hrs on record (106.7 hrs at review time)
plese... iowas begied you ;((( Yous will have a SO GOOD TIME in THIS GAME ... incradable.. baat they is oneside.

its a worse tan a hjeroin, like a cocaine.. fentanyl banan ! :( yous wils never haver to play anas othar =) game
it will cumsone you and where is no escape ! be afrad and be warned for this might be the "Bet Game Of The Year" (HA geddy?) anhwaty, you shall be forever OWNED by the Locals Thunk, he is under you, over you and HE WASE TO BE INSADE YOU (Cammy Style)

Thare was a Time, I played HarthStane, It helpsed me Incradiablely in this game, as I was learning everything Like for First Time, In one Time! =) I am the MASTAH of the BALA! I will Doamniate you =))

So What ...

YOu wanny more?
OFC it's great Mods, I have Very Delicate Art on my Cards, It make me Feel Good And Motivated (He HE! mikael jerkson)

OOH U WANTA A MORE THAN THIS?? U HAVES A SECOND MONITOR OR ?? MR: POORY (PakImane Cookies Were Expensive.. But Not For Me )
Then You can Watch "North Lion", He is Great streamer of the Game! (Maybe MaciDonalds Will Stream This Someday ???).. Any What, the Lion loves the Green Joker (I think he Has Insanation),, He was a Child daughter, and he is a YAPPA RAPPA =).. So Putly it on second monitor and BOOM 2x The BALATRO GAMEPLAY ?? MAYBE GET A THIRD MONITOR TO PALY THAT GAME ON 2x AND 2x ON THE NORTHAS LION

So of course.. You Will Be Cumsoned By THe Bala, Taken by the Tro! and you will never say never !

ConnyS The Revierwst, Of the Century Of the World of The Times,

10/10 GAME
Posted May 27, 2024.
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10.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
i was thinkin i weas smarty by optimzing my build.. fast guns talk good, but aparently when you have zero skill points invasted in a intelligent, you cant talk like a normal parson, uoi ho around like a Maci on birth control.

10/!0
Posted April 21, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
GoonMaster Thomas, We need your assistance ASAP.

No, for I cannot Say this, nor can i Do this. For you have to goon!

THOMAS !!! What the ♥♥♥♥ are you Saying? WE GON GOON SOON ???

Thomas: HECK YES !! ♥♥♥♥♥ THE GOON BETAS AND LET THE ALPHAS TAKE CONTROL NOW!!!!!

Well .. Well .. Well.. I am getting "Hard"... ;))) Really Good, Master.

Of Course, You can Trust Me, Thomas of Course. I am Here to make You Goon.

MMM... Amazing I am feeling So Good "Cokc the Ball" and Make it Explode

Ha ha ha... Not so Fast. You need to be Patient or Else you will be a Beta Boy.

OH NO !! I DON WANA THIS, OF CURSE I AM ALPHA, 20 INCHES AND FULL OIF CUMM.

Thats The Spirit, Amazing. Keep on Going, Son.

YESSS!!! I AM TOTAL GOONIN AND THROB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES.. LET ME CONTROL YOU WHILE I MAKE YOUR GONSTICK AMAZED AND HOT ;)))

YES! Everythinf rot yuou mr. gon master .. jkept on feed me so much goodies for me PLLLSSSS MY GOONSTICK NEEDS IT !!!

Ha Ha ha.. I can see you are geting Close to The Goon State, Verty good, my Son.

Of Course !! You Always Make Me Crazy Insane And Nice And Hot.

Hehe, That is My Job Afterall. Keep on Pumpin' son.

YESS DADDDY I LOAVE IT GETING SO LOST IN UR DELICATE MATERS.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I AM THOKMAS SO NICE AND GOOD

OMG thomas I am Feeling Soon tO eplxode

No.. This you cannot do.. Keep it going for lopnmger... We are Going for a PR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

OKAYYY I NEED MORE MATERIAL I PROMIANE TO KEEP A KEPP TURNING ON MY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

THOMAS THAOMS THOMAS, SCREAM MY NAME AS I KEEP ON GOONING YOU OUT SON!!

OF CAAAANS I AM FEKL SOO GOOD AMAZING NICE ! ;;))))

THOMAS...
Posted April 18, 2024.
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