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h5y Jan 2, 2024 @ 5:31pm 
Great player to play against!!!
Hank Jacobatang Feb 6, 2023 @ 7:25pm 
Everytime some young buck asks me how to prevent car theft I tell them to keep it old school. For example, I have an IED stored in my fuel tank and a 24/7 livestream of my car that notifies me of any movements. Once I get notified and see its a thief the “Goodbye Thief” video I made plays followed by the first 3½ minutes of Bryan Adams' Heaven (i installed subwoofers that pump at 290 decibles). Then the child lock turns on, braking features turn off, the car accelerates to 95mph, and releases a nerve gas that can decreases their heart rate to a steady 60 bps and increase their cognitive ability to feel pain. After my airbags sensors goes off (just the sensors i removed the airbags) I then play a 2nd video informing them of the IED and they now have less than 3 seconds to escape (they wont). I then go to the scene, take off the license plate, scrape off the VIN, and tell my insurance agent my car was stolen in a state no less than 750 miles away to prevent any suspicion.
Hank Jacobatang Jan 6, 2023 @ 11:15pm 
i'm racist? I hate black people? i hate KAMALA HARRIS? your baseless aforementioned claims against my character are stupid and folly. on at least five separate occasions i've mastürbated to kamala harris deep fakes online. next time? dont be so quick to judge a man before you read his bok.
Bob Toast Dec 21, 2022 @ 8:19pm 
i'm racist? I hate black people? i hate KAMALA HARRIS? your baseless aforementioned claims against my character are stupid and folly. on at least five separate occasions i've mastürbated to kamala harris deep fakes online. next time? dont be so quick to judge a man before you read his bok.
Sgt N. Rivera [11th MEU(SOC)] Sep 30, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
i'm racist? I hate black people? i hate KAMALA HARRIS? your baseless aforementioned claims against my character are stupid and folly. on at least five separate occasions i've mastürbated to kamala harris deep fakes online. next time? dont be so quick to judge a man before you read his bok.
Mail-in Voter Jul 3, 2022 @ 3:01pm 
No joke, Crazy Frog made me realize i was gay. rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again, pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. I noticed was getting hard during one viewing, so started jerking off to the frog monster's little weeny. Probably the best Nut of my life, and I've been chasing that feeling ever since. have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog. have fantasized about this for many years, and I have always masturbated to this though and only this thought. want him to hover and fly towards me until his d1ck makes contact with my male genitalia and I scream in pleasure and he uses his frog hawg to penetrate my human hole.